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Thread_Nazi
Pink Donkey Wrangler

Member Rated:

These comics should be burned immediately and the author forced to shower.

Please, step this way, ignore the hissing noise and the funny smell.

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Ich Bin Ein StripCreator

4-15-06 6:53pm (new)
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Thread_Jew
Stripcreator Newbie

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Nooo0000OOOoooooo....

*dies*

THIS IS END OF THREAD_JEW

YEARS FROM NOW LEGENDS BE TOLD! I'M TAJIKI VERSION OF KURT COBAIN!!! EVERYONE REMEMBER ME NOW AND CRY!

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PLEASE DO NOT BE PREJUDICING!! SEX IS OK AS LONG AS WOMAN OR SMALL BOY, BUT NO GOAT!!

4-15-06 6:55pm (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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[IMG]http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b5/boorite/tombstone_threadjew.jpg[/IMG]

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What others say about boorite!

4-15-06 8:55pm (new)
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niteowl
Level 1 Forum Troll

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In my opinion, this is the greatest sentence ever typed on these forums.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

4-16-06 6:10am (new)
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Hari_Nezumi
Streeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetch

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Excuse me whilst I go die laughing.

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

4-16-06 12:16pm (new)
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Hari_Nezumi
Streeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetch

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YUM! Dont know about U, but this makes stomach growl. by Thread_Jew
4-15-06
My penis is bleeding.
But YOU are GIRL! Girls don't have penis.
I didnt say it was my penis. Just the one I chopped off pet dog and keep in pocket.
Severed dog penis is Tajikistan national delicacy. Do not be prejudiced.

I love you.

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

4-16-06 12:18pm (new)
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sebra139
Stripcreator Veteran

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for what

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whats up i am sebra 139

4-16-06 12:18pm (new)
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Inflatable_Man
Heart stopper. Hip hopper. Pill popper.

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It's Easter. I wonder if Thread_Jew will be resurrected.

... Maybe if we believe.

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

4-16-06 3:24pm (new)
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Chaplin
Member - Tobor Fan Club

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Quick someone sing "Do You believe in magic"!!!

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"I'm a firm believer in the philosophy of a ruling class. Espcially since I rule." -Randel,Clerks

4-16-06 6:17pm (new)
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Thread_Jew
Stripcreator Newbie

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PLEASE DO NOT BE PREJUDICING!! SEX IS OK AS LONG AS WOMAN OR SMALL BOY, BUT NO GOAT!!

4-16-06 9:43pm (new)
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Thread_Jew
Stripcreator Newbie

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That was suppose to be picture of Chocolate Martyr Two-Pac. =( But now censorship government of Tajikistan has replaced picture with red x. Oh well! I will just come out and say that reports of my death may have been exaggerated. I had to lay low to escape Angry Brigade, a bunch of ex-Tajik cabinet members who want to kill me for my part in irrigation-ditch scandal of '84. They chase me with sharp stick and rotten fruit. I told one his mother was prostitute who had sleep apnea and serious eating disorder which only made his resolve to kill me STRONGER!!

Please Bush help me. They are to be terrorizing me! I need freedom of USA! =(

Now I am to be back into hiding... FOR NOW!!! But you never know when Thread_Jew will appear again!

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PLEASE DO NOT BE PREJUDICING!! SEX IS OK AS LONG AS WOMAN OR SMALL BOY, BUT NO GOAT!!

4-16-06 10:29pm (new)
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Thread_Jew
Stripcreator Newbie

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Haha... like American movie Jaws, just when you thought it safe to swim, I make new comic!

Helpful Hints on Dating, by good friend Thread_Jew! by Thread_Jew
4-25-06
Hello, good sir. I am Annabella. It is very lovely to meet you one fine night. You have very nice eyes.
I don't care because I am to be seducing you with penis in ass!
Uh Oh! Date Throw Wine!
FAIRY HELP!
NO! That is not how you treat date! BAD TAJIKI!! Now try again and be gentlemanly.
I MEAN... Would you care to be seduced with penis in anus, please? Your eyes are lovely too.
GOOD! She falling in love! ... Now put me back in ass so I can tickle prostate!

Please be watching webcam of me having sex with shark that look like Jaws. Except stuffed.

http://wwww.thread_jew/cam/shark.tj/

Thank you and goodbye.

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PLEASE DO NOT BE PREJUDICING!! SEX IS OK AS LONG AS WOMAN OR SMALL BOY, BUT NO GOAT!!

4-25-06 11:28am (new)
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AngryAmerican
Here at least 3 times a year

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you make me regret the fact that i quit taking acid.

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Kill Whitey.

4-25-06 11:52am (new)
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Fox
Stripcreator Newbie

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NOT FUNNY BUT read JAMES BLONDE 4 REal entertainment !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and remember dont drink and drive smoke weed and get high!!!!!!!!!!!!!

4-27-06 2:26pm (new)
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fatguy667
Snap

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Maybe if it's in Tajikstanian it might be funnier, and we understood Tajikstanian...

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Crash. Bang. Krrrsh. Uhhhhn. Crash. Bang. Krrrsh. Click. Blam. Onomatopoeia.

5-07-06 11:27pm (new)
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DragonXero
I'm Here, You're Queer, Get Used to it

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I like these comics. Thread_Jew, let's hold hands and make the rainbows come out, please?

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

5-08-06 7:45pm (new)
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Thread_Jew
Stripcreator Newbie

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Do not demand rainbows of Tajikistani royalty or dire consequences! Sometimes I like rainbows, but other times I like evil.

I Make Rainbows When I Want! by Thread_Jew
5-10-06
Thread_Jew... It would be fun if you could make rainbows out of hand.
What? I am not town donkey! It is not job to make rainbow out of hand! I do that when I want!
But PLEASE! I want the rainbows! They make the children happy.
I have spoken. NO RAINBOWS! Hmmn... for your insolence, I shall make you face..
... bizarro younger version of yourself! He is from evil Mirror-World, where there are no rainbows, only blood!
NOOOO!! This makes me very not happy!
Hahaha... It is time to be eating your brains, rainbow-lover!

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PLEASE DO NOT BE PREJUDICING!! SEX IS OK AS LONG AS WOMAN OR SMALL BOY, BUT NO GOAT!!

5-10-06 7:19am (new)
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fatguy667
Snap

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Just for fun, don't comment...

Tick Acey, Ace Detective #44 by fatguy667
7-25-06
I, Thread Jew, am tired of racist comments to Mother Tajikstan!
Therefore, I become villain to country affiliated to America!
AUSTRALIA!
YOU SHALL FEAR ME!
I SHALL BE KNOWN AS 'STUPID FLYING EGG MAN'!
Okay, that is a bit long though, Stupid Flying Egg Man.

Tick Acey, Ace Detective #45 by fatguy667
7-25-06
It really too long?
Yes, it really is.
You make Egg Man sad!
Er, this is live...
Your right! I eat your head, host, man, thing...

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Crash. Bang. Krrrsh. Uhhhhn. Crash. Bang. Krrrsh. Click. Blam. Onomatopoeia.

7-25-06 12:33am (new)
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AngryAmerican
Here at least 3 times a year

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where did thread jew go anyway?
have we bombed tajikistan lately?

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Kill Whitey.

7-25-06 8:06am (new)
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Sonja
Stripcreator Newbie

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hahaha.

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The "honestly, stfu" series. http://www.stripcreator.com/comics/Sonja/359325

7-25-06 8:32am (new)
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UnknownEric
and the Goblet of Mountain Dew.

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Oh man, how did I miss this guy. Real man of genius.

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I has a flavor!

7-25-06 9:44am (new)
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Thread_Jew_Son
Stripcreator Newbie

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I am Thread_Jew Son! I bring good news so I am very sad understand! Thread_Jew national hero Tajikistan has been mounted to death by angry, legendary sloth beast that lives in woods! We finally got new newspaper about tragedy after short delay of two years. It is said he fought bravely but his asshole could not keep back penetration! Legendary sloth-beast named Hajidicky by town-elder was in heat. I will try best to carry on Thread_Jew legacy but I am illegitimate son bastard and so please be kind for if government found I posting then I would be shot through computer.

Thank you hello!

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I am Bastard of Thread_Jew. He is died. Oh well.

9-11-08 9:21am (new)
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Thread_Jew_Son
Stripcreator Newbie

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Always remember 9/11 date of terrible Tajikistani tragedy of horny sloth-beast rapage! Moment of silence.

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I am Bastard of Thread_Jew. He is died. Oh well.

9-11-08 9:23am (new)
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Thread_Jew_Son
Stripcreator Newbie

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9-11-08 9:29am (new)
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Thread_Jew_Son
Stripcreator Newbie

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9-11-08 9:48am (new)
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