I am here as beginner from my land of Tajikistan where country has just recieved internet. As first act of international goodwill I have artistically expressed myself on your government comic page. If the comic does not meet with President and government approval, my father will not get new goat from benevolent Prime Minister al-Kuntz. PLEASE BE KIND AND DO NOT MAKE FUN! I try to live in foreign country but it hard, so if have money or young daughter please send it to. Thank you and hello.

[Click to view comic: 'FERGIE NO!']
[Click to view comic: 'Who doesn't like coffee?']
[Click to view comic: 'Iraq is GREAT PLACE!']
[Click to view comic: 'BROOMS are NOT meant for THAT!']

I would like very much sex also.

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PLEASE DO NOT BE PREJUDICING!! SEX IS OK AS LONG AS WOMAN OR SMALL BOY, BUT NO GOAT!!

Greater than or equal to Sebra, but less than Glen.

Please! Laugh is good, but time for tears as well! This comic about very serious time! Please be respecting.

[Click to view comic: 'Please! This serious about nation achievement! :-|']

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PLEASE DO NOT BE PREJUDICING!! SEX IS OK AS LONG AS WOMAN OR SMALL BOY, BUT NO GOAT!!

yeah im better than this idiot right guys

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whats up i am sebra 139

But now moment of lightness after seriousness. But important public message about tolerance included.

[Click to view comic: 'YUM! Dont know about U, but this makes stomach growl.']

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PLEASE DO NOT BE PREJUDICING!! SEX IS OK AS LONG AS WOMAN OR SMALL BOY, BUT NO GOAT!!

No. You are mongrel. In mother Tajikistan you would be shot with town musket.

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PLEASE DO NOT BE PREJUDICING!! SEX IS OK AS LONG AS WOMAN OR SMALL BOY, BUT NO GOAT!!

Actually, this stuff is funny in some weird, Borat-esque lost-in-translation way.

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

Ok, who has Green-Card for me NOW! PLEASE!

SEBRA, INFLATABLEMAN, I do NOT want your sex! only greencard! Please?! In trouble now from immigration. Damn Bush.

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PLEASE DO NOT BE PREJUDICING!! SEX IS OK AS LONG AS WOMAN OR SMALL BOY, BUT NO GOAT!!

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Ok, who has Green-Card for me NOW! PLEASE!

SEBRA, INFLATABLEMAN, I do NOT want your sex! only greencard! Please?! In trouble now from immigration. Damn Bush.

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[Click to view comic: 'Humpenstein is very mean.']

Why are you be hating me so much?

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PLEASE DO NOT BE PREJUDICING!! SEX IS OK AS LONG AS WOMAN OR SMALL BOY, BUT NO GOAT!!

[Click to view comic: 'sebra is also mean.']

Okay, now we can all be friends again!

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PLEASE DO NOT BE PREJUDICING!! SEX IS OK AS LONG AS WOMAN OR SMALL BOY, BUT NO GOAT!!

Now that was funny.

ya know normally i'm extremely anti semitic, but any jew that portrys himself as bacon, i'm willing to let slide on the whole" get in the oven" thing.

molotov or something!

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Kill Whitey.

Plus bacon no kosher! My strips are filled with social-political commentary.

Party! Party! =)

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PLEASE DO NOT BE PREJUDICING!! SEX IS OK AS LONG AS WOMAN OR SMALL BOY, BUT NO GOAT!!

These appeal to me in an odd way. I don't know why.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

To Angry-American please overcome angry and be friend? :-/

[Click to view comic: 'Angry American Visits Tajikistan']

Hold hand now?

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PLEASE DO NOT BE PREJUDICING!! SEX IS OK AS LONG AS WOMAN OR SMALL BOY, BUT NO GOAT!!

Here are more classic!

[Click to view comic: 'To Be Girl Scout!']

[Click to view comic: 'Mr. Chocolate Is My New Neighbor!']

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PLEASE DO NOT BE PREJUDICING!! SEX IS OK AS LONG AS WOMAN OR SMALL BOY, BUT NO GOAT!!

still no1 likes u

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whats up i am sebra 139

REGGGGGGGGGUUUUUUUUULAAAAARRRRRSSS!
COME OUT AND PLAAAAAAAAAAAY!

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

im a regular see

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whats up i am sebra 139

Your mom does. That is American comeback, yes?

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PLEASE DO NOT BE PREJUDICING!! SEX IS OK AS LONG AS WOMAN OR SMALL BOY, BUT NO GOAT!!

You are in no way shape or form a real person, you are obviously a fucking puppet of a regular.

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

Those allegations are slanderous and deeply hurting. :-( I am humble Tajikistani farmer with new dial-up internet. Please do not be prejudicing. If we hold hands we can create a RAINBOW! I am sure if you believe!!

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PLEASE DO NOT BE PREJUDICING!! SEX IS OK AS LONG AS WOMAN OR SMALL BOY, BUT NO GOAT!!

At least you're a cool puppet, unlike some morons.

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

[Click to view comic: 'Jesus Learns Truth About Me']

This is present for you from me. Truth is hidden like in Da Vinci Code (starring Tom Hanks)

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PLEASE DO NOT BE PREJUDICING!! SEX IS OK AS LONG AS WOMAN OR SMALL BOY, BUT NO GOAT!!