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I'll be honest.  If I didn't believe in the rule of No Tag-backs, I'd give this over to four-legged tripod for "Tim and Todd play Risk".

But I digress.

Honorable mentions go to kaufman (if ever there was a despotic regime, it would be the average homeowner's association), TheGovernor, AngryAmerican, and evil_d, with a special thanks going to biped for gracing this contest with the ever adorable despot Sally Flonase.

But the win goes to ZMannZilla, for commiting genocide *ahem* ethnic cleansing upon those bastard Koopa Troopas.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

HCRoyall wrote:

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But the win goes to ZMannZilla, for commiting genocide *ahem* ethnic cleansing upon those bastard Koopa Troopas.

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Oh, we're all adults here.  Let's call it what it really is: Ex-Koopatriotism.

I'll have the next contest posted later tonight.

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."