Ape Shall Never Clothe Ape by choadwarrior 3-01-11

So this is it, huh? Yeah. Wasn't exactly what I expected. I'd hardly call this a republic. And where are all the bananas? Those chinos look comfortable. Overpriced, though.

Pomme de Terrible by TheGovernor 3-02-11

Tonight we will be serving potato soup followed by potato wedges and roast potatoes. For desert there is a potato crumble covered in potato custard. We've had potatoes the last five days, this is ridiculous I demand to speak to the captain! As captain of this vessel if I say we're serving potatoes we are serving potatoes. Well what did you expect from a Ducktatorship?

One Saturday Night Along Fraternity Row by kaufman 3-02-11

MUBARAK!!! MOAMMAR KHADAFFI! Jeez, I wish those guys would argue about Mideast politics a bit quieter. Actually, I think they're just puking in the bushes.

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I'll be honest.  If I didn't believe in the rule of No Tag-backs, I'd give this over to four-legged tripod for "Tim and Todd play Risk".

But I digress.

Honorable mentions go to kaufman (if ever there was a despotic regime, it would be the average homeowner's association), TheGovernor, AngryAmerican, and evil_d, with a special thanks going to biped for gracing this contest with the ever adorable despot Sally Flonase.

But the win goes to ZMannZilla, for commiting genocide *ahem* ethnic cleansing upon those bastard Koopa Troopas.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

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But the win goes to ZMannZilla, for commiting genocide *ahem* ethnic cleansing upon those bastard Koopa Troopas.

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