CC by HCRoyall 3-16-11

I PLAY MY SONGS FROM LAND TO LAND ALWAYS BEIN' A LADIES MAN CAUSE I'M A ROCK STAR! PRIVATE JETS AND MILLION DOLLAR CARS! That still doesn't explain the coked-up 12-year-old chained up in your tour bus. I'll go quietly.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

(K' sup people, this has nothing to do with comics, whatsoever)

i just started a blog and i think u guys will like it, so check it out. it's on blogger, and it's called r'j's blog. here's a link

http://prajjwalblog.blogspot.com/

P.S. be sure to leave a comment on my posts, and become a follower

P.S.S. just for u guys, if you leave a comment on my blog, or be a follower, u can leave me a message on stripcreator to promote ur comics, and i'll do it on my blog if the comic's are appropriate, just don't forget to give me your google,yahoo or twitter username and your username on stripcreator so i can make sure who to give the comment to. ;)

(K' sup contestants, this has everything to do with this comic competition, and hence is 5000% more appropriate in this thread than the aforementioned blog plug)

i just precided over this here comics competition and i think u guys liked it. it's called CC471: Poetry Slam, and ur lookin at it rite now. here's a deadline:

3/18/2011 - 2 MORROW NITE!!!

P.S. be sure to submit ur final entries by this date, and become a contestant

P.S.S. just for teh blog guy, if you leave an advert about ur blog, or wutever, u can read teh fukkin forum thread and put it someplace more appropriate, just don't forget that nobody carez about blogz anymore anywayz so ur not doin urself any faverz by pluggin it in teh wrong thread kthxbye ;)

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

CC 471: Life and the way it is. by bigworm 3-18-11

I really like my dick... and long to give it a lick. But alas, I can't. So I shan't.

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bigworm

I decided when I made this contest that if anyone did one of my two favorite forms of poetry (a clarihew or a sonnet), they would automatically win (or get bonus points in the event that more than one person used them).  Since nobody used either, I will instead award the three runners up with clarihews, and the winner with a sonnet:

Yo Mama Likes Poetry by four_legged_tripod 3-07-11

Knock knock. Who's there? Hike. Hike who? You're such a dumb ass You don't know you're being dissed In Japanese style I don't get it.

four_legged_tripod
Gets the nod
Best in show for haiku
I get his insult for I am not the boy in blue

Vulcan Limerick by kaufman 3-05-11

A human residing on an island off the coast of Cape Cod was endowed with such a lengthy sex organ that he could insert it into his mouth and create a partial vacuum. In an illogical display of emotion, he removed some foreign matter from the underside of his jaw and made the following counterfactual statement: "If a transporter malfunction had caused one of my aural organs to be replaced by female human genitalia, I would be capable of copulation without a partner."

Kaufman
Is a funny man
His Vulcan had me laughing
When he stretched out that limerick like word-based taffy

Ted, the guy who rhymes, masturbates, then grabs a drink by mandingo 3-04-11

ashes to ashes, dust to dust you like little boys, i trust i'll grab the check

Mandingo
Uses racist lingo
In a way that makes you think...
...but not in "Ted, the guy who rhymes, masturbates, then grabs a drink"

And the winner of a sonnet (and also the rights to CC472) is...

The Seuss Proposition by biped 4-21-09

Would you eat them in a bookstore? Would you eat them with a crackwhore? I will not eat them in a bookstore. I will not eat them with a crackwhore. I will not eat them anywhere. I do not like them, Pubic Hare. Okay...fine. How 'bout outta this guy's asshole?

Can Biped win?  You best believe he can!
He'll choose the timeless muse of Dr. Seuss
And chronicle attempts to get a man
To eat some pubes from British Guy's caboose.
He does not like the crackwhore, Pubic Hare!
No books or tomes will tempt his appetite.
He says, "Not here, not there, not anywhere!"
Does this disclude a Brit's ass?  Well, it might...
So is the bearded man a pubivore?
We'll never know; there is no Panel Four.

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

Thanks so much for the beautiful poem.  I don't think I've ever been named the winner of a CC in such a lovely and lyrical manner.  Except maybe for the time someone wrote: "Roses are red, violets are blue, your comic won because I chose it at random."

Also thanks to four-legged tripod for suggesting that I enter that particular comic in the contest. 

I'll post a new contest as soon as I think of an idea, although history has shown that my comics contest ideas are usually among the worst ever conceived.  So I'm going to think about this one really, really hard until my head hurts.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I too am touched by my poetic tribute.  So I will offer a bonus comic in the series...

Captain Kirk Tells a Limerick by kaufman 3-19-11

Ha! We machines have taken over your ship, and nothing can stop us from enslaving all of humanity. What do you say to that, Captain Kirk? Well, just allow me to tell you a little limerick first. There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks would end at line two. One minute of silence later... Is that it? You didn't finish. But the man's limericks are two lines long. But all limericks are five lines long. But that was two... ...Should be five. Two, five, two, five! error error errorerrorerror! Mr. Sulu, take us out of here. Warp 4.

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