The premise of this contest is simple: the text of your comic strip must follow the rules of a form of poetry. Basic rhyming is of course welcome, and if you really want to get wacky, you can go for a sonnet, clarihew, ode, haiku, ruba'i, limerick, et cetera. Of course, if it's a really weird form of poetry, you might want to mention the type of poem you're using in your title or in the post or something.
No other special restrictions will apply, except for maybe that one about Photoshop that nobody really cares about. Judging will commence on or after March 18th.
IT'S RHYME TIME!!!
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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."