Oldest one in the book.

[Click to view comic: 'Slow Children']

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

[Click to view comic: 'Gabe Billings Has Already Won 2']

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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. -Weird Al Yankovic

[Click to view comic: 'CC110: A Sad Day In Stripcreatorland']

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

[Click to view comic: 'CC 110: What a silly mistake my last comic was']

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Absorbed directly through the skin.

[Click to view comic: 'CC 110 - No Holes Barred!']

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I'm half spit, by body weight.

Soon an underground religion will form where young people will bow down and pray towards Kaufman, sacrifice virgins and drink strange tea brewed from wisps of his moustache.

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Dad was flammable

It'll never happen. After where are you going to find virgins in this day and age (except at Sci-Fi conventions, that is).

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

[Click to view comic: 'CC 110: Be True To Your Teeth Or They Will Be False To You']

Apologies if the sign doesn't line up properly on your screen. It did on mine.

[Click to view comic: 'CC 110: Bridge Over Doubled Twatters']

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

These are in no way supposed to be related.

...and a-one...

[Click to view comic: 'CC 110: Beware of Cow']

...and a-two...

[Click to view comic: 'CC 110: A Better Life']

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"Old" is the old new.

Classic.

[Click to view comic: 'CC110: We've Already Established What You Are...']

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

Click here to view those who finished in the lead lap.

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[Click to view comic: 'CC 110: Be True To Your Teeth Or They Will Be False To You']

Way to go, deucepm!

As evinced by all the submissions, the simple rules of CC:110 unleashed a quality which fills the spectrum between cerebral and visceral humor. I personally like both values in their extreme. This makes it hard for me to prosecute judgement without complicating the process with a little third party democracy... that means that my drunk American friends had a weighted say.

Enjoy your Ether.

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Nominees...

]A Sad Day In Stripcreatorland
"No Long-Winded Self-Serving Attempts at Snarky Social Commentary or Obscure References Used For The Purpose Of Appearing Smarter Than Others" israphael

Beware of Cow
"prepare yourself for pain heretofore only known to cud, dickbreath." Scyess
Be True To Your Teeth Or They Will Be False To You
"FREE DENTAL EXAM, TODAY ONLY" deucepm

Breakin' My Mind
"DECEPTICONTRACT LABOR!" Namgubed

Ignorance of space laws is no defense.
"nee-hee" drave

[url="http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?ID=63976"]Kaufman Made Me Do It[/url>]
"Cross Traffic Ahead" wirthling

Use your imagination
"[000] days without an awful" pun kaufman

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#1, So who won?

and #2, Why do I NEVER get an honorable mention? That was at least HALF funny.

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Skeeter Valentine = hot.

deucepm with Be True to your Teeth or They Will Be False to You is the winner.

Yours was very funny, A_Ch. (Splatting Spankling)

Actually, I feel bad because the one that I like very much (Sad Day in Stripcreator Land) didn't rate well in my "judging" process because it was sort of an 'in' joke. Irony, at face value, doesn't fare well in a third party focus group, I suppose.

Take note that I couldn't even shave the "honorable mention" list down to five even with the help of these outsiders which meant that I was taking this waaay too seriously.

I figured these contests were akin to Whose Line Is It Anyway? or pairs figures skating in that the show was more important than the competition. A virtually arbitrary system (arbitrary because there is no criteria and because sense of humor varies among beholders) tapped deucepm as the "winner" but, in my view, anyone who participates deserves an honorable mention.- bc

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If you like it, then how come you didn't judge it well?

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

*blink*

*blink blink*

I won? Rock.

Uh...I should have the new competition by tomorrow morning. Sorry, I was just completely unprepared for this...

Ah. That explains it. Aaaanyway, I'll try to think of something tonight, tomorrow morning at the latest...