[Click to view comic: 'CC112: Bizarro uper Britainman Pt. 1']
[Click to view comic: 'CC112: Bizarro uper Britainman Pt. 2']
[Click to view comic: 'CC112: Bizarro uper Britainman Pt. 3']
[Click to view comic: 'CC112: Bizarro uper Britainman Pt. 4']
[Click to view comic: 'CC112: Bizarro uper Britainman Pt. 5']

And I'm bizarro never noticed the missign damn 'S' five times in a row!!!

Good Lord I'm a moron.

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"Fascist Clay was my most favorite totalitarian boxer!" - Indie Rock Pete from Diesel Sweeties

And extra thanks to habnem for bringing back Mr. Sticks-His-Dick-In-Your-Ass-While-You're-Looking-The-Other-Direction. (There's a contest I should've won!)

I apologize for my third entry... but not really.

[Click to view comic: 'CC 112: Testing Captain's Ego']
[Click to view comic: 'CC 112: IPC']
[Click to view comic: 'CC 112: Wow Is This One Tasteless']
[Click to view comic: 'CC 112: Bulginator']

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"Old" is the old new.

[Click to view comic: 'Tales from the Script 5']
[Click to view comic: 'Tales from the Script 6']
[Click to view comic: 'Tales from the Script 7']
[Click to view comic: 'Tales from the Script 8']
[Click to view comic: 'Tales from the Script 9']
[Click to view comic: 'Tales from the Script 10']

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

[Click to view comic: 'Counteroffensive!']

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

[Click to view comic: 'CC112: Porpoise Hygienea; Redux Shock Syndrome'][Click to view comic: 'CC112: Hygienea Unleashes the Scents of Porpoise'][Click to view comic: 'CC112: Hygienea vs. the Persiflagians: Attack-Reprisal Cycle'][Click to view comic: 'CC112: Hygienia's Brutality is Assailed From the Left'][Click to view comic: 'CC112: Hygienia's Brutality is Assailed From the Correct']

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scyess: i've actually used mr. dick before...

(not an entry):
[Click to view comic: 'C.C. LXXII(b): Snapshots of a Disaster']

fuzzy: i figure the only way i can keep "power newbie" status is by disappearing for a couple months at a time. (:

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

quote:

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fuzzy: i figure the only way i can keep "power newbie" status is by disappearing for a couple months at a time. (:

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[Click to view comic: 'Tales from the Script 12']
[Click to view comic: 'Tales from the Script 13']

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

ahh, but the SC bylaw which called the position into existence allowed for more than one "power newbie." besides, i think it was decided a long time ago that i am a power newbie in perpetuity, even if i do a whole bunch of speed and make 30,000 comics. i did, however, read part of the "negro and white person" series, and will gladly share my throne with maxawa.

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

The saga continues... no, not that saga. The Mediocres' saga.

[Click to view comic: 'C.C. CXIId: The Mediocres 0 - Another Member?']
[Click to view comic: 'C.C. CXIIe: The Mediocres 1/2']
[Click to view comic: 'C.C. CXIIf: The Mediocres -1']
[Click to view comic: 'C.C. CXIIg: The Mediocres 4, I guess']
[Click to view comic: 'C.C. CXIIh: The Mediocres 5 - The Cliffhanger Issue']

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

My bad.

In "Tales from the Script 12", Medusa is supposed to say [split-ends] not [split-heads].

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

My bad.

In "Tales from the Script 12", Medusa is supposed to say [split-ends] not [split-heads].

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

I thought it was so important that I had to post it twice. I might even post it a third time.

Gomen Nasai

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

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Gomen Nasai

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Well, since nobody cared that I was a day late in the judging, I could probably declare myself the winner and rule the comic contests for eternity! But then, I'd have to keep judging them. So, I'll have to do the right thing and pick someone else as a winner.

Here are the honourable mentions. Some of these got on the list just for creating an interesting and creative superhero. That's exactly what I was hoping for.

Kevin Keegans Perm - Summertime Superhero's convention (Doesn't comply with the crossover rule, but it did create Canadian Yet Sober Man)

fuzzyman - Super Britainman versus The Head

deucepm - The Life of Captain Obvious

kaufman - Super Britainman vs. Tiny Origami Girl

drave - The Adventures of Captain I Know Karate
DexX - One Word Bit Guy

And the winner...

israphael - Tales From The Script

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

Well, that series did manage to capture the ultra geek comic number 65536, so he deserves it.

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Dad was flammable

I think i should have won solely for creating more memorable comic book characters than anyone else.

I mean , how come Used_Tampon_Bola_Woman didnt even get a mention?

Thats harsh.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

I thought La Whore was pure genius on my part. But that's me.

Whatever the case, we have a whole new crop of characters for the X-Legion of Justice!

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.