Hernandez is a piss-poor excuse for creative block. : )

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

Tribute to Brad by pita 8-09-02

Hello, I'm here this evening to give a testimonial for the Bradkins Diet. It completely changed my life ! I lost 30 comics in just 10 minutes! Granted, they were disposable from the get-go, but when I was freed from prison, I was elected as the Bradkins poster child 2002! If only I hadn't killed Pete when I found him in bed with that goddamned penguin...

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

I thought you loved me!

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

An Additional Ice Capades Addition! by Shadow_Artist 8-11-02

I know you think my life is going nowhere, working at the Kebab Stand as I do, so I've decided to take a job with long term prospects. I've joined the army! Long term prospects! Are you crazy? People die in the army. That's a soldier's job - to die! Don't worry! I've asked for deployment in an area that doesn't have any current conflict. Praise Allah! Where will you be posted then? The Falkland Islands. YOU AND YOUR GODDAMNED PENGUINS!

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Carry the battle to them. Don't let them bring it to you. Put them on the defensive. And don't ever apologize for anything. - Harry S Truman, 33rd president of US (1884 - 1972)

I thought you loved me!

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I do! With a passion! But if you can't be brutally honest with those you love, who can you be brutally honest with?

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

Hernandez. He's one hell of a listener, that one.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

quote:

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I'm dying to add to this series, but...

Hernandez is Hernandez.

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YOU AND YOUR GODDAMNED PUERTO RICANS!

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

I was going to wait till I won a comic contest to reveal this, but that segway was just too beautiful to pass up.

Remember this guy? Well, I'm him.

I created the pseudonym when I was on hiatus to test the waters and see if I could make comics without falling back into my approval whoring ways. I quickly found I was back to my usual seeking approval ways, so did the only logical thing...

I came back anyway.

It's been good though, because not only have I got to hang out with you all. I've also managed to work through my approval seeking problem, instead of just avoiding it. Also I've struck up IM relationships with lots of you which I find highly pleasurable. Overall, I give my maxawa-comeback situation 4 and a half stars.

Now if only I can think of an ending to the series.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Fucker.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Get on AIM and say that to my face, wuss. Or at least my buddy icon.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Maxawa's body of work is one of my favourite things on this whole site.

Stick that in your approval-seeking-ness and smoke it.

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

ObiJo, you magnificent bastard!

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Dad was flammable

Amen!

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Carry the battle to them. Don't let them bring it to you. Put them on the defensive. And don't ever apologize for anything. - Harry S Truman, 33rd president of US (1884 - 1972)

Dammit, I *KNEW* he was too good to be a newbie!!!

That 'Newbie Sense' of yours was tingling again, right?

Spot of cream can sort that problem out...

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Carry the battle to them. Don't let them bring it to you. Put them on the defensive. And don't ever apologize for anything. - Harry S Truman, 33rd president of US (1884 - 1972)

I'm afraid you've all been bamboozled. This ObiJo person is not me.

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Generality whore!

Am.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Am not.

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Generality whore!

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That 'Newbie Sense' of yours was tingling again, right?

Spot of cream can sort that problem out...

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The doctor told me it was incurable. That's I'd have to live with outbreaks for the rest of my life.

Am infinity.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

You may have won this one, Jo, but I'll be back.

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Generality whore!

Not with thorazine.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

And now for something completely different part 22 by mutsje2000 8-13-02

This is the bit where I ask you if I can fondle your breasts and you say no. Gotcha. An avid and cuss ridden no, would be the punchline of this gag. You're probably right. That would be the only logical outcome of this comic. YOU AND YOUR GODDAMN PENGUINS!

/benny/

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My metaphors are metafives...