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Anybody want to add to it? The only rule is that the last panel's right character must be Maura scrunchy face saying "YOU AND YOUR GODDAMNED PENGUINS!"

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

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Dad was flammable

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What others say about boorite!

As Dave Barry could tell you, "You and Your Goddamned Penguins" would be an excellent name for a rock band.

And now for the image from hell (tm):

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

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Carry the battle to them. Don't let them bring it to you. Put them on the defensive. And don't ever apologize for anything. - Harry S Truman, 33rd president of US (1884 - 1972)

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"Eat a fucking cock." - attitudechicka

... which segues into the equally popular series, "You and your damned boobies."

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Good one Kaufman.

And yes, I now realize I fucked up the punchline... but you get the idea.

Hey Kaufman I check your comics daily as I think you are one of the most talented humorists on this site. Are you sure you want to make me read that funny-but-seen-it-two-dozen-times-now Grateful Dead comic?

Best wishes.

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"Eat a fucking cock." - attitudechicka

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If this comic caused any pain, then I'm really, really glad.

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AH-HA HA HA HA HA!!!

I don't know what's worse, the fact that you're actually LESS funny than Bazilla, or the fact that Brad has let himself become a prostitute.

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Ok, you asked for new click-on-me art. Let's see how long it takes you to get sick of this one.

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Please blame Scyess for that one.

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Inspired by, but totally unrelated to, this topic:

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Also loosely based on a true story. When I introduced a friend to my Aunt Shirly from Arkansas, the Southern accent was a problem. When she offered us some ice cream, my friend could've sworn she was offering us "ass cream." Fortunately she had the tact not ask whether it was customary to offer ass cream to guests in Russelville, AR.

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"Old" is the old new.

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

This topic is degrading exponentially fast. And I'm here to help.

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Well since you put it THAT way ...

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

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ITS ALL KAUFMANS FAULT

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

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I'm dying to add to this series, but...

Hernandez is Hernandez.

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