I proclaim a 'Do-Over'.

[Click to view comic: 'CC33.1 - Pancakes, Waffles and Hookers, Oh My!']

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

[Click to view comic: 'CC33.2.2 - Get Stuffed.']

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

And since I was having such a good time, I have one more that isn't part of the contest. It's just for fun.

[Click to view comic: 'CC33.3 - Plumbing Woes']

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

I can't resist.

[Click to view comic: 'CC33.4 - Mrs. Smith Goes to Washington']

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

[Click to view comic: 'CC 33: The ManBot 2000 - Part I']

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

[Click to view comic: 'CC 33: The ManBot 2000 - Part II']

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

I'm too frazzled to try to make my comic fit the overlooked rule.

Kaufman, you're just too smart for us.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

Dagnabit!

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?ID=20368
[Click to view comic: 'Comic Contest 33a - Wait for it....']

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?ID=20369
[Click to view comic: 'Comic Contest 33b - Okay, you can stop waiting.']

Sorry I took until the last minute to post. See, I live in Baltimore, so I thought I still had another two hours before the deadline. Luckily I remembered in time. It's terribly confusing for us, you understand, living behind this tear in space/time. But at least it keeps Gabe from visiting.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Hey, I saw Terminator, sparky. You're toast, in the present, future or past. I'll have my T-800 in the guise of a purple donkey hunt you down and fellate you to death.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Ok, the polls are closed everywhere but Baltimore, and congratulations to all of you who didn't win. You'll have at least a few more days to think up your next great contest. Meanwhile, on to the results:

Honorable mentions in alphabetical order:

Bigme68, the other red meat.
ladyjdotnet, who showed us a great, albeit disconnected pair.
wirthling, whose closing tag line was a bit simple for my tastes.

First runner-up goes to evil_d, who will hopefully forgive my plagiarism of George Carlin's tribute to Charm City.

And the winner and future creator of CC34 ... let's put it this way:

[Click to view comic: 'You too can be a gabe_billings impersonater']

Congratulations, Gabe, you're officially on the clock. Let's see that next contest soon!

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Sorry. I really beat that one into the ground, didn't I?

I'll think up something good whilst drifting off to sleep, and I'll post the rules tomorrow at work.

Night.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

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Sorry. I really beat that one into the ground, didn't I?

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http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?ID=20401
[Click to view comic: 'Just don't let Farmer Johnson hear you say it that way.']

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Keeping this thread alive, one post at a time.

[Click to view comic: 'Feeding time at the goat farm.']

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

What the hell kinda "honorable mention" is this?!

Did Carlin really bash my birthplace? I suppose Baltimore deserves bashing (and not just for being my birthplace). They only call it "Charm City" to lure in tourists, who are then promptly robbed and murdered. I suppose you could call it charming if you think gentrified, post-industrial, crime-ridden, decaying urban wastelands are charming.

Say, who are all those people with torches and annoying accents who are banging on my door?

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

I didn't even rate an honourable mention. *sigh*

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Sorry. I really beat that one into the ground, didn't I?

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Not really; my dictionary lists the following definitions of cock:

N1: rooster
N2: any male bird
N3: weather vane
N4: chief, leader
N5: valve
N6: hammer in firearm
N7: a tilting upward
N8: penis
N9: conical pile of straw or hay
V1: to ready a firearm for firing
V2: to tilt upward
V3: to raise in preparation to throw or hit
ADJ: male

So even limiting it to the nouns, you only hit numbers 1, 5, 6 and 8.

==Ken

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Huh? Just because you're not built like the man from Nantucket, don't assume that no one else is.

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I think Tom Scocca said it best: "Greater Baltimore already has plenty of affordable housing, and it has wonderfully safe streets. They're just not in the same place. You can buy a house on North Broadway for pocket change. You can stroll alone at night through Fallston. You can't do it the other way around."

(http://www.citypaper.com/2001-03-14/feature.html)

That said, if you're honestly scared of the mean streets of Baltimore, you're a pansy. Sure, it has the highest per capita murder rate in the country, but folks, if someone kills you, chances are you did something to piss him off. People aren't just sitting around waiting to cap tourists at random.

And wirthling is right about people not calling it "Charm City". The only people who really seem to use that name are people who don't live here. I don't object to it or anything, it's just that I don't really hear it used.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Not a direct bash, but ...

His Eleven O'Clock News Sketch begins with the monotone voice of a serious anchorman, something along the lines of:

"It's 8:00 in Los Angeles.
It's 9:00 in Denver.
It's 10:00 in Chicago
In Baltimore, it's 6:42 "

==Ken

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