Kajun's Drunk In This Scene, But You'd Never Know It. by ArtemisStrong 4-12-03

Wow, Boorite, NEW "Stripcreator Garlic-Pistachio" non-alcoholic hard lemon iced tea is amazing! Amazing like a vaginal fart! Damn straight, choob- eurm, Kajun! They also come in 2 (two) new collector's designs of your choice: Bear OR Moose design!!!!11 Totally rocking! I never knew I could have such a fun time not being drunk! Yah, Kajun, and every bottle is hand squeezed from Brad's used thongs by underaged Somalians! Underaged Somalians! Thank God Brad's not a pederast! Speaking of pederasty, want to go visit the factory, my lecherous compatriot?!!! :)

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

WHAT DO I WIN?

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I DON'T MEAN THIS IN A RACIAL SENSE BUT, STRIPCREATOR ARE NIGGERS STRIPCREATOR ARE NIGGERS STRIPCREATOR ARE NIGGERS STRIPCREATOR ARE NIGGERS STRIPCREATOR ARE NIGGERS STRIPCREATOR ARE NIGGERS STRIPCREA

CC 181: Don't Point That at Me! by Bargaintuan 4-12-03

Feeling generous after making a fortune on StripCreator, Brad finally decides to spring for fifth fingers for the forum users... F@^k this. I'm going back to the pub!

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Life is a lot like getting mugged; you get your kicks, you take your punches, and when it's over, someone else gets your cash.

Get Thee Behind Me, Brad! by israphael 4-13-03

Oh my God! I just found a wallet full of money. What should I do? Keep it! If that loser can't hold on to his money, fuck him! No, return the wallet to that poor soul. Has this ever happened to you? Ever get stuck on a moral dilemma because the angel and the devil on your shoulder can't agree? Replace your old conscience with one made by Stripcreator. And do away with moral ambiguity in your life. My stupid boss just fucked up big time. Should I cover it up or get him fired? RAAAR! CORNHOLE HIM! I agree, needs more sodomy!

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

CK by El_Cid 2-27-03

El Cid For a man, and a woman From Calvin Klein

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f u

TV here we come.

CC 181-1 by dcomposed 4-13-03

Hello brad! What are you doing at my house, DexX? I just relised how we are such close friends, but we never do anything together now. Well there was the time you left that note saying "die you fucker, I hate you" on my lawn. Yes, good times. And did you really have to fill my bed with cookie crumbs?

CC 181-2 by dcomposed 4-13-03

I was thinking maybe now that you are rich you could pay me the twelve thousand dollars you owe me for all the art I submitted. But you donated that art. You should have read the fine print I wrote on A_Chicka's inner thigh. I spent hours staring at Chicka's character, how could I not see it? I heard you spent all your money on underage pornography, so you're going to have to find a way to get me my money or I will tell boinky33 about the photos of him you have. Please don't, it could ruin our valuable friendship.

CC 181-3 by dcomposed 4-14-03

Hey pimp1-2, got any work for a sexy beast such as myself? Sure, I can hook you up, but first you have to shave off all your hair like you said you would. I never said that. It's right here in the fineprint, look, right here on my ring. There, I'm as bald as crabby's genitals. It's time to get to work then.

CC 181-4 by dcomposed 4-14-03

So you're my first customer? Yes, rather ironic isn't it? Sure is, and I charge by the hour so we better get going. You charge by the hour? Do you know a better way? I'd prefere a flat-rate of sucky sucky five dolla.

CC 181-5 by dcomposed 4-14-03

I think I got something from that Asiangirl1-2. My money I hope. No, the bitch didn't even leave a tip. Well you better get it by next week or I'm going to cover your dog in chocolate. Did you just turn into a ghost? Thats right, I am not only a great artist, I am also the ghost of braces past.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

CC 181-6 by dcomposed 4-14-03

So because I got my braces off you've come to haunt me? Fuck no, I came here to watch football, who's winning? The Lions. Great, I love Brisbane. No, the Detroit Lions. NOOOOOOO! NFL! That's it, time for some haunting.

CC 181-7 by dcomposed 4-14-03

Dude, it's been three days, when's the haunting going to start? I've been haunting this whole time. Really? Well I watched you in the shower, does that count? I guess that is kind of scary. It was scary for me too, I didn't know you had your braces reinstalled down there.

CC 181-8 by dcomposed 4-14-03

...and now I'm stuck with DexX following me aroung everywhere. So where is he now? He should be right here... Oh no, where'd she go?

CC 181-9 by dcomposed 4-14-03

I miss my good friend LadyJ. Shouldn't you be out looking for her, then? Fuck no, you have bigger tits, I'm staying right here. Oh really... !!! Hello, brad.

CC 181-10 by dcomposed 4-14-03

So all this time I was married to you when I thought I was married to a slighly more attractive woman. How do you know that's what happened? You changed from Jael to LadyJ, I just assumed... Well you assumed wrong, all this time I was really DexX. That explains why you've been so good in bed recently. I'm suprised you didn't remember me from that weekend we spent together in Iraq.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

CC 181-11 by dcomposed 4-14-03

But I've never been to Iraq. Oh yeah, I must have imagined that, my wife thinks I'm too ugly so I don't get much real action. What about all those animals at the petting zoo? That was just a lie to impress the guys in #stripcreator. Wow, that's kind of fucked. Yeah I know. Speaking of fucked, Spankling told me he can get you the rest of my money.

CC 181-12 by dcomposed 4-14-03

Hello Spankling. Hi brad, what can I do for you? Hmmm.. It all looks pretty good.... I guess I'll take the Anal Hamster Deluxe Package. Right this way, sir. MOOOO! Hey, since when do hamsters say... !! What the h... hey, this feels good.

CC 181-13 by dcomposed 4-14-03

Well that was fun, now where's my money? Money? Yeah, DexX said you were going to pay me for this. DexX?, I havn't seen him in years. How is the smelly old bastard? What? I hate that little wart dicked faggot. Those warts are my handy work. Get it? HAND-y work! HAHAHAHA!

CC 181-14 by dcomposed 4-14-03

You said Spankling was going to give me money. Yeah, I guess I lied. What? Why would you do that? I'm just a big fat ugly australian liar with a bad haircut, aren't I? Did you lie about the twelve thousand dollars, too? It would appear so, yes.

CC 181-15 by dcomposed 4-14-03

Why would you do that? Because I love you, brad. I love you too, DexX, let's get married! This is the happiest day of my life. And they all lived happily ever after You can't have the left side, I sleep on the left. I'm sleeping on the couch if I don't get the left side of the bed. Oh brad, it doesn't matter what side we're on as long as we're together.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

That had absoloutely fuck all to do with the rules.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

That was miles away from the rules. The point of that was.....

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leggo my dcomposed! ®

CC181: Fisher Price Presents: Lil' Stripcreator Toys by UnknownEric 4-14-03

Amaze your friends with the official Stripcreator Phone So I says, "Them rotor turbines ain't gonna generate gravitons by themselves!" Ha, ha! Featuring all of your favorite catchphrases from the world of Stripcreator! wehn a man loevs a woman he nales the fuckin bitch aaah! i am dieing! Get one today or be a complete lame-ass loser nobody wants to talk to! RAAAR! TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE YOU! Oooooohhhhh...

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I has a flavor!

Hatchet Warrior - Abk

Stripcreator Does Hollywood by umfumdisi 4-14-03

I'd like to thank the Academy for letting me host this year's Oscars. I'm not even sure why they chose me since SC strips appear on small screens and don't move, but, hey, the pre-show orgy was nice. Don't forget to visit our site--you can use the NEW PayBrad option to donate. And, now, here are two "presenters" who put the "S" in sodomy, Ladies and gentlemen...asiangirl1 and Tobor! Thanks, Brad, and now the nominees for Best Supporting Shlub. Hey, Tobor, wouldn't "Best" be the opposite of "sucky?" Pause for laughter...RARRRRR!...hold for applause...TOBOR WILL TURN THIS INTO HOLE-Y-WOOD!!!

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

CC 181: Some Assembly Required by kaufman 4-14-03

Package for you. Please sign here. Oh boy! Here at last. Paint both units black, insert pointy side down into the ground, and your life will be a comic strip! Hey, Frank, how's it going? Just great. My Stripcreator Panel-Divider Posts arrived today. See, there's one right behind you.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Here's an oldie:

Collector's Item by kaufman 10-22-01

Those of you who have been keeping track know this is my 378th stripcreator comic. If you toss out 13 near-duplicate comics remade for rules compliance, premature hitting of the return button, correction of spelling, etc... ...You wind up with 365. Thus, we are pleased to announce the sale of ... The Kaufman Comic A Day 2002 Calendar. Each tear-off page has a hilarious comic on it, and fascinating background facts on the back. So what are you cheapskates waiting for? Go out and buy it for crying out loud! Unless, of course, you already bought one and are reading it now. In that case, HAPPY ARBOR DAY!

Even though 2002 is gone, this product will be equally valid in 2013.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

I felt like making some comics.

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Hatchet Warrior - Abk

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CC 181: Oh, I see you've got one already. by kaufman 4-14-03

Huh? Where am I? What am I doing here? On a drunken bender, Kajun flew to Detroit. He is now beginning to sober up. Hey, thanks a lot. This guy's trying to sell you something. Never be lost and confused again. Order your Onstar Narration Box Service Subscription now, and you'll NEVER wonder what's going on.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Boy, we're really abusing Kajun this round.

Or do you always do that? I havn't been paying attention to the CCs lately.

SC Greeting Card #1: Congratulations on the New Job by israphael 4-14-03

So you finished your schooling and found gainful employment. Just remember the phrase that will insure success in your life. Do you want to supersize your order? No! Sucky! Sucky! Five dollah!

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

I Owe You Three by kaufman 4-15-03

Wow, that's beautiful. Is it ... Yup, the limited edition stripcreator chess set, with pieces crafted in the image of your favorite forumusers. So who chose who got to be which piece? It was obvious. Spankling's the Kink, Andy's the Biscuit, Jrnmn's the Nate, DragonXero's the Rock, and of course the 8 Puns are in my image.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Hello all.
Family emergency so i'll be brief.

Mentions of distinction:
To microfetus, for an excellent start into the world of CC
And dcomposed, for that noncompliant, long, bizarre strip. I read the whole thing.

The Honorable Judge Mention presiding:

Stripcreator Does Hollywood by umfumdisi 4-14-03

I'd like to thank the Academy for letting me host this year's Oscars. I'm not even sure why they chose me since SC strips appear on small screens and don't move, but, hey, the pre-show orgy was nice. Don't forget to visit our site--you can use the NEW PayBrad option to donate. And, now, here are two "presenters" who put the "S" in sodomy, Ladies and gentlemen...asiangirl1 and Tobor! Thanks, Brad, and now the nominees for Best Supporting Shlub. Hey, Tobor, wouldn't "Best" be the opposite of "sucky?" Pause for laughter...RARRRRR!...hold for applause...TOBOR WILL TURN THIS INTO HOLE-Y-WOOD!!!

by Umfudisi

CC181: Best Seller #2 by TheGovernor 4-12-03

Says here in "Stripcreator for Dummies" Do's and Don'ts section that you shouldn’t use internet abbreviations in your comics as it detracts from the joke of the comic OMG rly? It also says that you should make sure the comic is completely finished before you press the save button

by TheGovernor

CC181: Stripcreator sends the very best by maddog00 4-10-03

Kaufman Witty Birthday Cards On your birthday, I almost bought you a ceramic leprechaun and wrapped it up. You'd have gnome chance of guessing what it is Tobor's Get Well Cards RAAARR! GET BETTER OR TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE YOU! Say thank you with a card from the Asian girls Thank you. Me sucky sucky. No charge.

by maddog00

CC 181: The Stripcreator Collectible Card Game! by Zegota 4-10-03

I cast Tobor into play. Do you have a counterspell?  No  I use Tobor's Cornholing ability on your Captain Obvious. I cast the "Bleeding anus"-spell on Captain Obvious to protect his ass. Tobor doesn't care if his anus is bleeding or not. Fuck you.

by Zegota

CC 181: It'll Cornhole Your Thirst!â„¢ by BigEvilDan 4-10-03

Check it out! I got this Stripcreator Fake Hammer And Nail gag. Stripcreator doesn't sell fake nails. They deal exclusively in booze and porn. Well, this sucks. Here, have some Tobeerâ„¢. It'll make you feel better.

by BigEvilDan