What if Stripcreator was huge, hmm? Wouldn't that be nice? Sure it would.

When a comicstrip/cartoon that I enjoy gets huge, the marketing department takes over and saturates the marketplace with towels, posters, toys, toothbrushes, and anything else. The saddest part is when the fad has run its course and they sit dejectedly at Big Lot's and K-Mart's discount bins. It's depressing.

So this is the story. Strip Creator is huge, now do strips about all of the merchandise. The more craptastic and unneccesary, the better. Bonus points for making Strip Creator greeting cards. (Boy, i sure don't enjoy the Bloom County ones, i guess because I always expect them to be as funny as the series was, but hey, it's a greeting card, right?).

Old strips are welcome like a friend coming over to a party with nothing; new strips are welcome like a friend bringing over drinks and chips, but both are welcome. It's a party!

Judging on Tuesday. Weee!

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

You're way too late for this theme.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Yeah, those kind of got me thinking about the marketing side of things, but I felt that there might be more disturbing things to be marketed, although these disturb me because of the weird built in camel toe or whatever it is that it stuffed in the front.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

[Click to view comic: 'The next logical step']

[Click to view comic: 'CC181: Try our new Canadian flavor!']

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

[Click to view comic: 'CC181: Stripcreator sends the very best']

[Click to view comic: 'CC 181: The Stripcreator Collectible Card Game!']
[Click to view comic: 'CC 181: The Stripcreator Collectible Card Game #2']
[Click to view comic: 'CC 181: The Stripcreator Collectible Card Game #3']
[Click to view comic: 'CC 181: The Stripcreator Collectible Card Game #4']

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And you know what Hell is, folks. It's Andy Gibb, singing 'Shadowdancing' for aeons and aeons...

Does anyone ever read these bits above comics in competitons? Shit! Boavista have just scored! What a terrible own goal!

Wow! As I type Henrik Larsson pulls one back for Glasgow Celtic! I should be like a professional internet football commentator guy. [Click to view comic: 'CC 181: Everyday scenes if Stripcreator was really popular 1']
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Please replace the handset, and try again.

[Click to view comic: 'CC 180: Everyday scenes if Stripcreator was really popular 3']

That last punchline must be crap coz I think I have to explain it, it's supposed to be like the old "Take my wife. Please." gag.

If you got the punchline forget what you have just read.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Gah...
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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Sadly, I don't think our judge will get this one. Good thing it's not technically an entry.

[Click to view comic: 'Takeoff on evil_d's "Try Our New Canadian Flavor"']

And here's an oooold one that at least somewhat fits the actual theme of the contest. You did ask for greeting cards...

[Click to view comic: 'Derxl's tribut too fuck']

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

[Click to view comic: 'CC 181: Shameless Corporate Whore']

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leggo my dcomposed! ®

[Click to view comic: 'CC 181: It'll Cornhole Your Thirst!â„¢']

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

[Click to view comic: 'CC 181: Anything's Better Than Another Hollow Man']

For how funny this is, I spent entirely too long on it.
Oh, and this is my first attempt at a contest, so be nice!

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"Abortion should be mandatory!"

Don't blame me if I went for the obvious joke. I haven't done this in a while

[Click to view comic: 'I'll Even Let You Squeeze The Tube']

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

[Click to view comic: 'CC181: Stripcreator Education']

Microfetus - just under the wire on compliance, you DID mention merchandise at least. and it DID make me chuckle, none the less.

maddog00 - wtf?

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leggo my dcomposed! ®

[Click to view comic: 'CC 181: Under The Sea']

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leggo my dcomposed! ®

[Click to view comic: 'CC 181: Stripcreator TV']
[Click to view comic: 'CC 181: Stripcreator Action Figures']

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And you know what Hell is, folks. It's Andy Gibb, singing 'Shadowdancing' for aeons and aeons...

[Click to view comic: 'CC181: Stripcreator Plushes from Ty!']

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I has a flavor!

[Click to view comic: 'CC 181: Tonight, on Worlds Funniest Stripcreator Bloopers']

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The woman said, "Sir, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea." Churchill replied "madame, if you were my wife, I'd drink it.

[Click to view comic: 'CC181: Available for weddings, funerals, barmitzphas!']

Sure I'm ineligible, but it's fun to be involved.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

[Click to view comic: 'CC181: Best Seller #1']

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