When the children cry... by mmyers 7-18-03

When stripcreator goes down, an angel loses his wings. True. NNNOOOOOOO! Damn you, Brad, and damn your shitty seEERRRVVVVEERRR! C'est la vie.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

CC197: The devil you know by boorite 7-18-03

Stripcreator is STILL down. OK. Maybe I'll check out this Shape Factory thing. Oh, dear God in Heaven. I got some pure evil on my soul. Can you hose it off with God or something? Sorry, no, but we are having a bake sale.

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What others say about boorite!

CC197 : What would happen if SC went under. by little_kitty 7-18-03

Now Canadians can rule the world! Nien! I mean, Yeah!

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

This is where my Photoshopped entry would go if my ISP wasn't a bunch of money grabbing scunners who don't allow remote linking.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

The Unvirtual World by Spankling 7-18-03

------ *Blink* *Blink blink* Ewwww! It opened the door and came out! Down at the strip club... [grovel] and there were puns... and people didn't hate me [grovel] Nice dream kid. By the way, do you know you're paying by the minute?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

CC 197 : Appetite for Destruction by niteowl 7-19-03

Holy shit...what the hell happened? Well, stripcreator.com went belly up, so the members went crazy. They nuked the world and wiped out everyone but us. I can't wait until they get the internet running again so I can get THAT domain name.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

CC 197: The Pitch by BigEvilDan 7-20-03

...so the robot just rapes people in the ass? That doesn't sound like a very likeable protagonist for a movie. He's an everyman trapped in a world he never made. A metaphor for the struggle within us all. The struggle not to rape people? Yes. I don't know how you got in my office, but I'm going to have to ask you to leave. Please! I need an outlet for my love of asses!

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

Is anyone else wondering when judging is going to be?

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HALPUU!

Right now.
I liked all your comics so in a sense you're all winners....but in a more real sense, NastyPope is the winner.

There, now leave me to my tapioca pudding!

Apologies if I couldn't shoehorn you in by kaufman 7-17-03

17 This is KNN. We Zegota begin tonight with some Brad news on this evil_day. Stripcreator.com, known for its high-lattitudechickanery, has coughed its final kaufman, and will be ladyj to rest tonight. "The quality had just pita'd out and dcomposed; it just wasn't wirthlingering around anymore," opined Jaeleno. But a crabby user lamented, "I'll miss the regulars; I was used to habnem around." The Pope issued a statement: "Obijoyous; don't booritenow - the site has passed the pearly gates, and it will be spectaculara7 laughs." A wake will be held at TheElPaso DexXas mortuary.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com