Like a moose's head trophy, and just as Canadian.

Sounds good to me.

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Blue is the color of victory.

"possssssuuuummmmmmssssssss (Chicka)"

Interestingly, this is a comment on mAAk, not me.

I was board, so I decided to do this.

Ewwwww is an american psycho (<3 aus) 04-26-04
Ausrotton kicks ass!

Ewwwww eats boners (boinky33) 02-27-04
Boinky cannot tell a lie.

Ewwwww, a young'un with a sense of humour -Chi 02-08-04
This one means alot to me. Chi, your supercool!

BOOM! 4 stars again - XOXO, niteowl 01-20-04
XOXO

Ewwwww needs to be the buns for my hot dog - Mikey 01-20-04
I thought I already was!

I'm not on your favorites :( (Chicka) 01-17-04
I accidentally forgot my favorite Chick(a). But I put you on there when I read this, so you can change your message now.

Where's my Taco?!? 01-12-04
Inflatable_Man is the best blow-up doll ever!...And your order will be up shortly, Sir.

EWWWWW-Laff 12-18-03
LAFF-Ewwwww

awesome! [arsg] 12-06-03
Stupid!

Ewwwwwtastic ( <3 Match) 12-05-03
My favorite user with an emo band name!

atl! 12-01-03
Im pretty sure this is Knkx. If so, I <3 Knkx.

less "ewwwww" more "hee hee!" (kitty) 11-21-03
yay!

Doesn't quite live up to his name... 10-30-03
My name is Ewwwww. Does that mean im not disgusting enough? :(

BJT! 09-22-03
BigEvilDan is my hero/father! Plus he cut off my hand and tried to get me to convert to the dark side!

hdb! 09-11-03
hdb!

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww 09-06-03
Yessssssssssss?????

Ewwwww can't pay attention cause he's on that dust 08-19-03
Perhaps you should stop selling it to me then. :l

fucking awful 08-07-03
Lets not bring my sex life into this.

I respect his authoritah. (UE) 07-18-03
Probably my all time favorite user. :D

Ewwwww. 5 w's and some well good strips 07-17-03
I dont know who you are, but I love you!(My best guess is Jes.)

Ewww, Go back to your mommy! Haha, just kidding. I love you. 07-02-03
Im pretty sure this is TrippingBillee. My first four comments were originally all about me and going home to my mommy. He never changed his though!

Like the little brother mine isn't. (<3 dcom) 06-29-03
Like the older brother that isn't mine. <3 Dcom

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"No obscene images." I guess I'll just have to settle for saying cocksucker a lot.

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BJT! 09-22-03
BigEvilDan is my hero/father! Plus he cut off my hand and tried to get me to convert to the dark side!

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:O

Well its ok because I <3 Crabby times 1 million. One of the coolest dads on stripcreator. I say that because I've never met a dad that talked about fat chicks and anal sex to a bunch of teenagers in IRC. :D

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"No obscene images." I guess I'll just have to settle for saying cocksucker a lot.

Me either, Ewwwww. I used to not get crabby at all. I guess he's like that magic eye stuff. You have to look at it until you get it.

And I too love crabby times a million. He's teh secks0r.

And you, Ewwwww, are someone who I really wish was around here more often. You and UnknownE aren't here half as much as you should be. And you're both two of the first people to make my favorites list.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Hey, I just started this thing. I was really disappointed to find that someone (who obviously doesn't have a sense of humour) left me a really discouraging comment. :( How do I delete this?

Thanks

Hey, I just started this thing. I was really disappointed to find that someone (who obviously doesn't have a sense of humour) left me a really discouraging comment. :( How do I delete this?

Thanks

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How do I delete this?

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Side note:

I go away for a week and ObiJo makes some more comics.

I always miss the good stuff!

Unless he came back BECAUSE I left... In which case, EAT ME!

P.S. - Duck Duck Goose was awesome.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

I've racked up the comments recently...

*Makes Puu jokes, but only quietly* <3 Toomy!
I can hear you...

Your tentacles scare me.(Kr0n)
Good. With that in mind I'll be hiding in your closet waiting for you to go to sleep.

I'm with spanky: the bad rater must DIE!! (poss)
Violence is not the answer unless you're on the interstate...

I rated bad.
Good for you. What, do you want a medal or something?

Comment (now on my favs list) - AtheistDiary
*jumps for joy*

She let the sunshine into my heart (mmyers)
More like impending doom and darkness, but same thing, right?

like nitro glycerine, in a harmless way (knkx)
Harmless? *said as she sets fire to a computer chair*

My comics are so great. Oh, and yours, too. (bi)
Of course.

I am feeling so noonie lately. (Spanks)
Good. Your place after supper then?

I'm never reading them now. (bad) (dcom)
Good for you too. Would you also like a medal?

Like you, but hate your sister. (Chicka)
Hate is wrong. Why not just be very mildly irritated at her at times like I am?

I would be her slave if she asked nicely. (UE)
Now where did I put that leather collar......

XD (<3 aus)
X)!

Go backgrounds! (Jes_L)
Woo.

! (boinky33)
!!!!!?!!!!!!!!????!11

Smells like puu.
Quit sniffing your own crotch.

Her photoshopped comix are the BEST - MikeyG
You're just sayin that...

Good stuff bunny lady! ( <3 Match)
Tankies.

Mew.
Myaa? =^o.o^=

TENTACOO WAPE
Well, if you insist. *attacks from the shadows*

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

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I rated bad.
Good for you. What, do you want a medal or something?

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Your tentacles scare me.(Kr0n)
Good. With that in mind I'll be hiding in your closet waiting for you to go to sleep.

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Just so you know I rated you good Noonie. Not because I'm scared of your tentacles but because you have a hammer too.

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Get Your War On

Smart boy ^-^

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

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How do I delete this?

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You can't. The only thing you can do is make your comics so great from now on that the person who left that comment will feel compelled to go back and change it. Either that, or make your comics so great from now on that you begin to get so many really great comments that it makes the one negative comment look dumb.

P.S. I was going to read your comics and comment on them, but then I discovered that you only have two of them. They're not that funny, but they're not that unfunny, either. I would have to see more before committing myself to a comment.

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(My comment was a joke.)

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Batman created by Bob Kane

btw your profile is really dumb. I can do a lot better than your comics, and I only rated you bad because you were crying about your rating. I hadn't read your comics then, but now I have and I wish I hadn't, because I really don't believe that I, or anyone, could do worse.

I also find it funny how you said the people rating you don't have a sense of humour, and then you don't even realise that my comment was a joke (and I said universe, not world). It should have been obvious since I didn't say that you have the worst comics, or that you're the most annoying guy on the forums, or even that you have the stupidest name, that I don't think that out of the infinity billion people in the universe, you're the worst (I couldn't know since I don't know you, but I'm pretty sure you were never responsible for the holocaust or any Celine Dion albums).

So yeah, don't be a weiner. Your comics aren't funny and someone let you know, would you rather he lie and let you go on thinking your unfunny comics are funny? You'd just end up being William Hung but with comics instead of covers.

I'm probably not one of those, but most of my comics are intended to be either uneventful or incredibly lame. When I actually try to be funny, I am (most of the time).

*If you don't want to read your comments, you could always try not reading your comics. No one's forcing you to.
*Being able to delete or block comments wouldn't be fair. You could delete all your bad comments, keep all your good comments and you'd always be on 5 stars and appear to be a genius, which would defeat the purpose of the comments/rating system.
*I couldn't put a link in there, but after my comment you'll notice it says (dcom). dcom being the first part of my username. This is a way to let you know that it was me who made that comic with my name after it (people do this on letters too).
*If you want to make your comics private, don't put them on the site. Go draw them on some paper or do them, but take a screenshot instead of saving. This is a comic site, so when people come here they're going to want to read comics. If you make comics they're going to get read. If you can't handle that, find another site where you make a comic and it goes into a secret file in a secret filing cabenet in a secret basement of a secret house in a secret street in a secret town only you have access to. But that's not here, here is a place where you make comics for other people to see, or make comics for yourself to see and expect that other people will see them.

As long as you enjoy doing comics, it doesn't matter if they're funny (and they might be someday), but you can't cry everytime someone doesn't think you're as great as you do. When kids are born, it could be the ugliest baby ever and it's parents wouldn't know.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

He's sensitive. Oh, well if your sensitivie why don't we give you an automatic 5 star rating? No wait, 5 isn't good enough to make you feel good about yourself how bout 6? You'll be the only one with 6! Then we can make it so no one can vote for you and a random sentence of praise will be added to your comments 7 times a day. Then we'll arrange funny people to write your comics for you!

You're going to be the most popular loser in town yet!

It's refreshing to know that there is actually another person in the world who thinks William Hung is not funny. Maybe the world isn't doomed after all.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

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He's sensitive. Oh, well if your sensitivie why don't we give you an automatic 5 star rating? No wait, 5 isn't good enough to make you feel good about yourself how bout 6? You'll be the only one with 6! Then we can make it so no one can vote for you and a random sentence of praise will be added to your comments 7 times a day. Then we'll arrange funny people to write your comics for you!

You're going to be the most popular loser in town yet!

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btw your profile is really dumb. I can do a lot better than your comics, and I only rated you bad because you were crying about your rating. I hadn't read your comics then, but now I have and I wish I hadn't, because I really don't believe that I, or anyone, could do worse.

I also find it funny how you said the people rating you don't have a sense of humour, and then you don't even realise that my comment was a joke (and I said universe, not world). It should have been obvious since I didn't say that you have the worst comics, or that you're the most annoying guy on the forums, or even that you have the stupidest name, that I don't think that out of the infinity billion people in the universe, you're the worst (I couldn't know since I don't know you, but I'm pretty sure you were never responsible for the holocaust or any Celine Dion albums).

So yeah, don't be a weiner. Your comics aren't funny and someone let you know, would you rather he lie and let you go on thinking your unfunny comics are funny? You'd just end up being William Hung but with comics instead of covers.

I'm probably not one of those, but most of my comics are intended to be either uneventful or incredibly lame. When I actually try to be funny, I am (most of the time).

*If you don't want to read your comments, you could always try not reading your comics. No one's forcing you to.
*Being able to delete or block comments wouldn't be fair. You could delete all your bad comments, keep all your good comments and you'd always be on 5 stars and appear to be a genius, which would defeat the purpose of the comments/rating system.
*I couldn't put a link in there, but after my comment you'll notice it says (dcom). dcom being the first part of my username. This is a way to let you know that it was me who made that comic with my name after it (people do this on letters too).
*If you want to make your comics private, don't put them on the site. Go draw them on some paper or do them, but take a screenshot instead of saving. This is a comic site, so when people come here they're going to want to read comics. If you make comics they're going to get read. If you can't handle that, find another site where you make a comic and it goes into a secret file in a secret filing cabenet in a secret basement of a secret house in a secret street in a secret town only you have access to. But that's not here, here is a place where you make comics for other people to see, or make comics for yourself to see and expect that other people will see them.

As long as you enjoy doing comics, it doesn't matter if they're funny (and they might be someday), but you can't cry everytime someone doesn't think you're as great as you do. When kids are born, it could be the ugliest baby ever and it's parents wouldn't know.

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I love seeing people become unhinged in real life, but it's just so annoying online.

Choad, I agree.

Also, True_Blue... if you truly don't care about what anyone thinks and you're making the comics for yourself, why make a big deal out of this?

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

Since im dcom's #1 fanboy, and happened to finally come on here for the first time in a bit, I felt the need to say two things...

1) Dcom is fucking funny, and alot of people on here like him.

2) If your doing it for yourself, and dont care what others think, then why in the fuck are you posting about how sensitive you are and how much it hurts you that people rate you bad?

And since I cant do a single post without some sort of sexual refrence: Fuck a moose, Blue. Fuck a moose.

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"No obscene images." I guess I'll just have to settle for saying cocksucker a lot.