Chicka

[b]Chicka[b]

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The dictator of love and his weapon of mass destruction

umfum's title nearly got him my vote, but docilehousewife nudged him out

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what if nigger meant kite

chickaoftheSC

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

chicka

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

attitudechicka

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troelsea at gmail dot com

It's hard to choose, but after careful deliberation (and by that I mean flipping a coin) I'll have to go with attitudechicka.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

la chicka de attitude

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I has a flavor!

Um, disi.

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Dad was flammable

Chicka-boom

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

Continue voting for these SVP...
[b]1: 11
2: 5[/b]

[b]mmyers: 8
niteowl: 8[/b]

[b]attitudechicka: 10
umfumdisi: 1[/b]

chicka is spanking umf so bad I'm starting to get jealous.

Anyway, I'll start up the last match in this round. Dr. K... I hope you are around because this one is kaufman vs mandingo and it is called Cheers! People work in bars, too you know. It sucks but they do. Strip up something funny about it. Use 3 panel format.

Sometimes you wanna go where everybody knows you're lame...

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Fum Dizzy, um?

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"Eat a fucking cock." - attitudechicka

Chicka

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

Revenge is a Drink Best Served Cold by kaufman 1-05-06

See that vampire over there? He stiffed me on his bill two nights running. Don't worry about it. I'll take care of this. Watch. Here you go, sir. Drink's on the house. Ugh! This tastes awful. It burns! This is no bloody Mary! What in the world did you give me? Tequila sunrise.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Comic Cup XIII: consensual necrophilia by mandingo 1-05-06

need a refill, Russ? better not. i'm meeting a girl from the internet for the first time so i don't want to get too wasted wow, internet dating. i've heard some horror stories. you worried? nah, that's what's nice about being bisexual it doesn't matter if she turns out to be a guy

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what if nigger meant kite

Much as I enjoyed kaufman's reference to The Eagles, my vote goes to mandingo.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Really makes you think doesn't it?

mandingus

Kaufman, my idol, you know I love you and all your genius comics...

...but I gotta vote mandingo on this one.

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This is not my empire.

Turn your head to the left and
cough man!

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"Eat a fucking cock." - attitudechicka

Mandingo

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The dictator of love and his weapon of mass destruction

I wish I could refuse to vote, but since we're always trying to get up enough votes, I would be adding to a long running problem. Coin flipped: Kaufman

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Mediocrity at its most average.

kaufman

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

This is the hardest choice I've ever had to make in the history of ever.

mandingo

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

Thought I'd never say this, but mandingo gets my vote

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troelsea at gmail dot com

mandingo, once again, et ma baybay!

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I has a flavor!