I'm sure I'm going to look really stupid for asking this, but what the hell is Burma Shave?

Burma Shave is an elfin ghost that lives inside your skull.

...oh. Sorry. Thought this was rec.arts.tv.mst3k.misc for a second. It's just shaving cream.

Here is some good info on Burma Shave.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

There are no atheists in cornholes!

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Until this contest, I had never heard of Burma Shave either. Maybe DH-01 is as old as itsclark (or someone) suggested in the NostolgiaMan thread.

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Vulgarity is simply the conduct of others. -Oscar Wilde

Nah, it's a superficial resemblance, really. They are very different strips (and yours is a damned sight better than mine, sadly).

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Close Enough for Government Work by kaufman 1-22-02

My beard must go, the time is nigh. What can you do? AIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE!!!!! BURN A SHAVE!

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CC93: My Thesaurus Is Extinct by fuzzyman 1-22-02

If you are boring... ...when you talk... ...use synonymns! People will gawk! Myanmar Epilator! What he said!

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

For some reason I think the strips I've done for this contest are very kaufmanesque. Maybe it's the puns, but if I didn't know I'd done them, I'd think they were his.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Now we know why your wife has an ulcer.

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| rang? by xpac 1-23-02

mang bang dang slang fang wang Do that funk-ay thang! Join the Burma Shave Gang!

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we're sending our love down the WE-ELL-ELL-ELL! WELL IT'S THE BIG SHOW!

Ah, what the hell. One more try.

CC93: One Last Feeble Grasp For Glory by deucepm 1-23-02

Date me, Grace? I've got mace! Hope erased. Shave your face! Burma Shave! Ace! ALL YUOR BASE!

Well, ladies and gents, it's been a wonderful contest, and there have been a number of excellent strips, none of which include...

Fuzzyman for 'Burma Wave'...
fpd's 'Burma Shave Saves'...
kaufman for 'Tora Bora Whora'...
Spankling's 'It is DH's Fault - by default'...
DexX's 'Community Service'...
Nambuged's 'Isn't He Glamorous'...
Mentski, simply because Mentski, along with fuck, are the Twin Gods of stripcreator.com...
TheBlairZip's 'Hey Moh, Hey Moh...'...
israphael's 'Shouldn't This Be An Ad For Preparation H? '...
and the Donkey God himself, Big Evil Dan for 'Bad Ad'...

... but there can be only one. And his or her name is...

CC 93: Tora Bora Whora by kaufman 1-16-02

What would have become of our pal Osama were he equipped to be a mama? BURQA SLAVE!

Congrats, assclown.

Your're NEXT.

-DH1

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Needs more sodomy.

Curses! Foiled again!

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.