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Welcome to THUNDERDOME!

Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to create something funny using the infamous Burma Shave-style rhyming thingie. The following is a perfect example of what I'm lookin' for, but it's not an unbending rule...

[Click to view comic: 'Burma Shave #2: Ode To Manrape']

Here are the actual honest-to-Tobor rules.

1) Minimum length for the jingle HAS to be two panels, but there's no max length. If you wanna make a 20-strip epic, go wild.

2) The damn thing has to rhyme to some extent, not neccesarilly a full-strip rhyme (y'know, pass/gas/ass/crass, as shown above). If fuck can rhyme, so can you.

3) I either will or will not give extra consideration to any entries making light of sodomy. I haven't decided yet. ^_^

4) The comc does NOT have to end with the Generic Moh Omlo ending. That's up to you... BUT, there does have to be 'Burma Shave' there.

5) If you use 'suckit' ANYWHERE in your entry, I will come to your house and show you my cockring.

6) Finally, all sales are final.

7) FINALLY finally... I'm actually gonna judge on general humor, not just the Stripcreator Standard. So it's time to stop relying on telescoping robot phalli and rely on your /\/\@|) $|<177z!!! (although, if clever enough, things telescoping penii-related may catch my eye...)

I'm givin' y'all until Midnight EST Wednesday. One week.

Good luck, and good comicking!

-DH1

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Needs more sodomy.

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5) If you use 'suckit' ANYWHERE in your entry, I will come to your house and show you my cockring.

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[Click to view comic: 'CC 93: Yknow, like the old ads']

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

What's your address, xpac?

-DH1

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Needs more sodomy.

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western capitalist whore mongering advert shot!!
i just feel so dirty selling out my strip like this.......

Ehhh.
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Make the football go away, please.
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I foresee something truly atrocious being posted here by kaufman before long...

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

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Batman created by Bob Kane

You mean something like ...

[Click to view comic: 'CC 93: Hat Trick!']

No, I wouldn't do that.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

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FPD is the foremost plague on discussion boards. Do your part to stomp out FPD.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

[Click to view comic: 'CC 93: The sex fiends']

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Batman created by Bob Kane

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

[Click to view comic: 'CC 93: Minimalist, But Still An Awful Pun']
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I'll stop now.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

I used an actual Burma Shave slogan that I found here to make this entry. Tragically, It didn't help make this strip funny.

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Vulgarity is simply the conduct of others. -Oscar Wilde

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

I'm a newbie, but I thought I'd give it a go. Don't hate me.

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If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have no luck at all. D'OH!

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Don't worry KKP. I'm sure I'll figure out how to do a Cowboy Physics gag that hasn't already been entered. For now, you'll have to settle for a regular comic.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

Thanks Dan. Always good to know youre keeping up to your standards!

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

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Yeah, I'm going to need practice to get my humor skillz up to snuff again :P

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