CC 144: vacation time by boinky33 10-03-02

Now entering the middle I knew we shouldn't of gone to "Nowhere" for our vacation.

I can't remember which day I started this...

Uh...

Judging tomorrow some time.

I think.

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That is quite superb Mr Firefly. I may have to kill you now to prevent you turning it into a 27 part series.

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CC 144 by Drexle 10-03-02

I'm bored. Guess I'll take a vacation.

CC 144 by Drexle 10-03-02

No, don't leave me! Wha? Stop!!! You can't leave me alone!!!

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And why not? Because I'm your only link to the outside world, you big dork! Isn't that even more reason for me to get out of here for a while? B-b-b-b-ut... what will I do without you?! Well, you've got porn...

CC 144 by Drexle 10-03-02

I'm outta here... But wait!!! Where will you go, hmm? It's been so long since you've been out of the house, do you don't even remember where the front door is! ...I'm sure it's around here somewhere...

CC 144 by Drexle 10-03-02

You know, my school offers a lot of opportunities to study abroad... I could just do that. And what will you do when you get there? Find another computer to cheat on me with?! Yes. Yes, I will. Hurtful bitch!

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No, I'm not done... but I am seriously fucking late for class. I'll finish it in a few hours.

Fucking real-life obligations getting in the way of inspiration...

No, to be funny. Boy, your forum user comment just sums you up perfectly doesnt it. That was a joke, but in case you are offended, any comment can go in the FGH forum where they belong.

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CC 144 by Drexle 10-03-02

Well I could sell you... You wouldn't... Oh that's right, you're worth about as much is one of those hand jobs... HEY!!!

CC 144 by Drexle 10-03-02

Look, you can't stop me from doing this. We've been through a lot, but it's time that we took a little break from one another. ...Porn... ...Okay, maybe just one last time before I go. ...

CC 144 by Drexle 10-03-02

(*click click*) Windows_has_encountered a fatal error. Press control+alt+del to restart your system.

CC 144 by Drexle 10-03-02

Wow, you know I've never been here before... New sights to see... new places to visit... Where the hell am I again?

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Approximately two minutes later... Hey, this place looks familiar... Oh... Walking around in fucking circles...

Bah, if there's any chance these might win, I should post 'em anyway. Continued from before...

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HEllo!! I AM making the comics about punkrockskaemualternativegothelectornicadeathemtalboy on the vacation!!

CC144 pt 1 GOIng he camping!! by BeNN_MaKK 10-03-02

PUnkrockskaboy my son let us be taking a vacation away from the it all!! YAY!! (DRIVING!!!) (DRIVING AWAY AND LEAVING!!) ALl right the desert!! FOr camping and having father and son fun!! HOpe we brought lots of the water!! HA ha..Dad??

CC144 PTthe2 is HOT!! by BeNN_MaKK 10-03-02

MAybe he is just looking for the place to park!! HE would not be leaving me here!! Is HOT!! GOD!! DId he know I was out of the car?? ...is HOT!!

CC144 WAiting is the hardest part 3 by BeNN_MaKK 10-03-02

(HEARt is beating fast) I SHould be walking looking for road!! BUt..what if dad is making the joke and comes back and I am not the here!! (SWEATING!!) (HEART BEATING THE FAST!!) (CRYING!!!) OH god (CRYING!!)

CC144.4 by BeNN_MaKK 10-03-02

(PANT) Been walking all the day.. (PANT) IS the dizzy (PANT) (CRYING) stop the crying you baby (CRYING!!) (FALL DOWN!!)

CC144 pt 5 by BeNN_MaKK 10-03-02

WHere am I?? AM dreaming? WAs being in the desert all the bad dream?? (DING!!) DAD!! YOu are loving me and coming back for me!! Yup. (DANCING!!)

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DexX's Big Adventure I by israphael 10-03-02

Pleeeeeease draw a character for me! I've had it with these whiny losers! Becca, I really need to get a way for a while. I hope you don't mind. Not at all, we all need a little "me" time every now and then. Take all the time you need. I thought he'd never leave. Let's hump like crazed weasels.

DexX's Big Adventure II by israphael 10-03-02

You have a nice flight! I can't believe that they strip searched me just because I had some nail clippers on me. At least on the plane I can get a nice drink and get a little sleep. And when I get back home, I'm going to write some comics about this game I just learned. You invite some guys and take a tin of biscuits and... When the hell is that damn drink cart going to get here?

DexX's Big Adventure III by israphael 10-03-02

Well that was the flight from hell. That cretin never stopped talking, I never got any rest, and they ran out of gin. What I need now is sleep. *Good Morning Sir* How may I help you today? I'd like a room. Certainly, you'll be in room number 1403. If there is anything you need feel free to ask. Room 1403... on the 14th floor? No, up your ass and two doors down. Duh!

DexX's Big Adventure IV by israphael 10-03-02

Finally, now for 8 hours of uninterrupted blissful sleep. Oh, excuse me. No problem. What are you doing in my room! Get the hell outta here! And take that with you! Sorry, I must be the wrong room. Man, what's his problem? Probably needs more sodomy.

DexX's Big Adventure V by israphael 10-03-02

Free tickets! Come see a taping of your favorite TV show! Free tickets! What a pleasant suprise. Perhaps my luck has changed. Hi, I'm here for the show. Yeah, we've been waiting for you. Go to the stage and take the seat next to the guy in black leather. Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Must be some kind of game show.

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CC 144 by Drexle 10-03-02

I'm going to do it... I'm finally going to chase down my dreams for once... An hour later... Nope, nothing's going to stand in my way... I'm on a mission. A mission of lurve! Three hours later... So tired... but I mustn't rest! My loins, they beckon me onwards!

CC 144 by Drexle 10-03-02

The next day... Yep, gotta keep on going... my true love awaits! And the next... *Gasp* *pant* They always... *gasp* said that love is... *pant* suffering... *gasp* And the next... You know, I could have just driven my car... Shit.

And more to come...

CC 144 by Drexle 10-03-02

What? What is this? Heaven? God, it can't be... I can't die without meeting my love! You! You're coming with me! Holy shit, the Angels are packing heat!

CC 144 by Drexle 10-03-02

So where are we going? And why am I in Heaven? I didn't think you guys let in blasphemous louts like myself... And why are you wearing a bath towel if you don't have gonads? SHUT UP!

CC 144 by Drexle 10-03-02

Prepare yourself, we're taking a trip... Womwomwomwomwom... Beyond the stars... Okay, what the Hell is this? I'd be careful about the saying the "H" word if I were you... just follow me.

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Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we... SHUT!!! UP!!!

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So, are we... Bitch, don't make me cut you!

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Yes, there are more to come.

DexX's Big Adventure VI by israphael 10-03-02

*Screeeeeech* I can't believe that the rental service only had this ugly car. At least it's transportation. Hey, watch out! What are you doing! You can't just step out in the middle of the road! And watch where you point that gun! Give me the keys to the car and you won't get hurt. I've got big plans for it. I see. So a woman carjacks you for a AMC Pacer, that she's going to cover with CDs. I'm afraid we're going to have to strip search you for illicit drugs.