Ba ha ha! Needs more sound effects a la Don Martin, though :P

The Classic *FWUMP* would have been perfect.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

[Click to view comic: 'From the files of Max Canon']

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Here's my first CC series ever. Read 'em and weep... with laughter, of course. Look how politically correct and historically accurate! Jsut like the REAL bible!
[Click to view comic: 'CC149 1 - Who are we? Why are we here? Where are we going?']
[Click to view comic: 'CC 149 2']
[Click to view comic: 'CC 149 3']
[Click to view comic: 'CC 149 4']
[Click to view comic: 'CC 149 5']
[Click to view comic: 'CC 149 6']
[Click to view comic: 'CC 149 7 - Present day']
[Click to view comic: 'CC 149 8 - Present Day']
[Click to view comic: 'CC 149 9']
[Click to view comic: 'CC 149 10 - god didn't give us 0 fingers for nuthin']
Well, he gave me 0 fingers, anyway. I'm typing with my toes.

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AIM: HeeeresWiL | RAAR! TOBOR WILL DEFENSTRATE YOU!

Ok, casting me as God makes up for using My Religimon idea before I could get to it.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

Fzzh. Hmnuh. Wzza.... I'm buying you a pizza.

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exit, pursued by a bear

[Click to view comic: 'Apocryphal Acts of the Apostles']

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

oh, i almost forgot! You have to imagine Uncle God as having a thick irish accent, or he's just not as funny.

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AIM: HeeeresWiL | RAAR! TOBOR WILL DEFENSTRATE YOU!

[Click to view comic: 'Tard Boy and Finkelman']

[Click to view comic: 'CC149: Apostles approach. Hilarity ensues.']

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exit, pursued by a bear

[Click to view comic: 'The Second Cumming I']
[Click to view comic: 'The Second Cumming II']

Sorry, I'm late I was busy walking on fish and multiplying water. Many people are going to hell, but the one with the best spots in the pools of lava are:

Kaufman - The Burning Bush
Scyess - Random Comics
Devin - More Greek than Christian
Kaufman & Namgubed - One Fine Day in the Holy Land
Big Evil Dan - Write and Wrong
mikeweeney - How Jesus Really Died: Judgement Day
bonwag - The Book of Ratings
Kaufman - From the Files of Max Cannon

Alas there can be only one winner. The rest will have to moan, rent their garments, gnash their teeth, and curse heaven.

The winner is:

[Click to view comic: 'How Jesus Really Died- Judgement Day']

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

Yay, I win, I win, I-- hey, wait a minute, that's not one of my entries!

Well Holy Fucking Shit, that was unexpected. [br]
I'm going home this weekend so I'm going to be rather busy... I'll try to post a the topic for the new competition by sunday... afternoon? Hopefully in that time I'll be able to come up with a good idea too.

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"I shall now explain to each and every one of you why I am your genetic superior, using only your first name as evidence." -- Something Positive

Sunday?????
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

I'm sorry boinky, don't cry. Do you need a hug? Or how about I say I'll try to post the new contest by tomorrow night? Would that be good?

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"I shall now explain to each and every one of you why I am your genetic superior, using only your first name as evidence." -- Something Positive

JUST so long as you DO post... AND remember to judge... AND are consistant...

grr... newbie judges...

Hey, don't judge a book by it's cover.

Too late, but... at Ken's request.

[Click to view comic: 'Apocryphal Acts of the Apostles 2']

Thanks for thinking of the Nigerians, kaufman.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

JrnymnNate, I would like to thank you for the vote of confidence :-P I'm not going to take it personally, as I'm sure people here have been burned by newbies in the past. But I promise to be a good little boy and do it right. As a matter of fact, the new contest is going up tonight. Enjoy!

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"I shall now explain to each and every one of you why I am your genetic superior, using only your first name as evidence." -- Something Positive

Yes! My constant nagging worked!

Ok, perhaps I was mistaken. This is no mere Bouy on our hands.

That means you're ok.