[Click to view comic: 'Going Down to the River to Pray 1']
[Click to view comic: 'Going Down to the River to Pray 2']
[Click to view comic: 'Going Down to the River to Pray 3']

Last week, the Pope introduced a new set of mysteries into the Rosary, a form of prayer that had not changed for a millenium and a half.

That got me to thinking, there has not been any new biblical story written for 2000 years. No new storys about miracles, smiting, and begetting. So I leave it up to you to write new bible stories.

Yeah, I know I'm going to hell. But figured some of you will already be there. Save me a seat at the bar.

I'll be judging some time Thursday evening.

P.S. Sorry for the delay. I just defended my dissertation today.

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

Hah! Beat Dan to it!

[Click to view comic: 'Gravitons 19:9']

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

[Click to view comic: 'The Burning Bush']

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[Click to view comic: 'One Day in the Firmament (when they were younger)']

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[Click to view comic: 'JESUS IN A MODERN HOME - INTRO']
[Click to view comic: 'JESUS IN MODERN HOME ACT I']
[Click to view comic: 'JESUS IN A MODERN HOUSE ACT II']
[Click to view comic: 'JESUS IN A MODERN HOME ACT III']
[Click to view comic: 'JESUS IN A MODERN HOME ACT IV']
[Click to view comic: 'JESUS IN A MODERN HOME ACT V']
[Click to view comic: 'JESUS IN A MODERN HOME ACT VI']
[Click to view comic: 'JESUS IN A MODERN HOME ACT VII']
[Click to view comic: 'JESUS IN A MODERN HOME - OUTRO']

[Click to view comic: 'CC149: A lesson from the Book of Ethel']

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exit, pursued by a bear

[Click to view comic: 'CC149: Biblical Forensics']

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exit, pursued by a bear

I had a few of these from a bit ago...

[Click to view comic: 'Random Comic! Untold Religious Stories']
[Click to view comic: 'Random Comic! Untold Religious Stories ][']
[Click to view comic: 'Random Comic! Untold Religious Stories ]|[']
[Click to view comic: 'Random Comic! Untold Religious Stories |V']
[Click to view comic: 'Random Comic! Untold Religious Stories V']
[Click to view comic: 'Random Comic! Untold Religious Stories V|']
[Click to view comic: 'Random Comic! Untold Religious Stories V||']
[Click to view comic: 'Untold Religious Stories V|||']
[Click to view comic: 'Untold Religious Stories |X']

...but I'll always take an excuse to make more.

[Click to view comic: 'CC 149: Untold Religious Stories X']
[Click to view comic: 'CC 149: Untold Relgious Stories X|']
[Click to view comic: 'CC 149: Untold Relgious Stories X][']
[Click to view comic: 'CC 149: Untold Relgious Stories X]|[']
[Click to view comic: 'CC 149: Untold Religious Stories X|V']
[Click to view comic: 'CC 149: Untold Religious Stories XV']
[Click to view comic: 'CC 149: Untold Religious Stories XV|']

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"Old" is the old new.

[Click to view comic: 'w/o Warning - Religion vs Logic']

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The dreams that stuff is made of.

[Click to view comic: 'w/o Warning - Will Convert For Food']

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The dreams that stuff is made of.

[Click to view comic: 'But Jesus Made Them Bury It']

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[Click to view comic: 'CC149: And now, a reading from The Book of Danno.']

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exit, pursued by a bear

Latest installment:

[Click to view comic: 'CC 149: Untold Religious Stories XV][']
[Click to view comic: 'CC 149: Untold Religious Stories XV]|[']

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"Old" is the old new.

Um, does this count?
[Click to view comic: 'VERY late entry for CC 95']

[Click to view comic: 'Angels Out in the Field']
[Click to view comic: 'Ne'er Do Whale']

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HI IT IS GOOD TO BE WITH YOU ALL

[Click to view comic: 'LEAVE MY ANCESTORS WITH THEIR GRIEF AND HONOR']

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FABULOUS TREASURE

[Click to view comic: 'Comic Contest 149: Sack Religion']

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"I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown." -- mrjass@mindless.com

[Click to view comic: 'Mr. Monkeybottom']

[Click to view comic: 'CC 149: More Greek than Christian']

And if anyone remembers Bob of Nazareth:
[Click to view comic: 'Bob of Nazareth's retort']
[Click to view comic: 'Jesus and his brother Bob']

[Click to view comic: 'The Feminist Bible']
[Click to view comic: 'One Fine Day in the Holy Land']

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[Click to view comic: 'Loses something in the translation, no?']

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

[Click to view comic: 'That ye submit yourselves, baby!']
By the way. Here is the one stop shop for anyone who doesn't actually want to read the bibe to make fun of it.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Actually, I've been using this one, but there are plenty out there and I'll bet many of them are good.

Either one of those two can be used to search the Bible for the word "ass," too. 8)

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"Old" is the old new.

[Click to view comic: 'The REAL story of how Jesus died']

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"I shall now explain to each and every one of you why I am your genetic superior, using only your first name as evidence." -- Something Positive

Ba ha ha! Needs more sound effects a la Don Martin, though :P

[Click to view comic: 'Numbers 22 Revisited']

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown