Untitled by kaufman 8-18-03

It's rabbit season. Duck season. Rabbit season! Duck season! Title season! Hey, you're right, doc.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Untitled by boorite 8-19-03

I'm collecting for the poor. I'll give you these boxer shorts.

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What others say about boorite!

Untitled by kaufman 8-19-03

The Doctor will see you now. What seems to be the problem? It's my drooling.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Untitled by mmyers 8-19-03

Hello. I'm pouring for the collect. Sweet.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

And they're off!

Untitled by kaufman 8-19-03

Hello, I'm collecting for the pore. No sweat.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Is it possible to love and hate Kaufman at the same time? I'd like to think so.

Hey Ken, did you realize that that was your 1500th comic?

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

Untitled by boorite 8-19-03

Hello, I'm whoring for godfuckers. You brute-evil pig's cunt! GO RAPE A DEAD RAT!!

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What others say about boorite!

Untitled by mmyers 8-19-03

Hello, I'm calling collect. Don't forget to dial right down the center. C-A-L-L-A-T-T!

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

Wow. I never thought of using wirthling as Carrot Top before! Brilliant!

Expect a wealth of beheaded Carrot Top jokes in the weeks to come...

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I has a flavor!

Rules of Life by NeoVid 8-19-03

#67: Nothing's foolproof if you have a big enough fool. Hey!

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

Proverb by NeoVid 8-19-03

"The greatest man has the look of knowing nothing." Hey!

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

It's not rules compliant, but having seen NeoVid's recent gems, I make this homage...

Hartley's First Law by Chi_The_Cynic 8-19-03

The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action. Hey!

Untitled by niteowl 8-19-03

How the blackout started. We need gravitons generated. Yes. Let's turn on the rotor turbines.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

Untitled by Rabid_Weasle 8-19-03

Why the hell did I just do that?

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Poop.

Untitled by kaufman 8-19-03

Hello, I'm collecting for the rich. **SLAM!** Fucking Republicans.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

oops. Didn't even realise I was a few words over. :(

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

Re-do without the caption -- it's hilarious!

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This is not my empire.

Untitled by Rabid_Weasle 8-19-03

Fast Times At Hellmont High Hehe! Hehe! How come he gets all the ladies?

Inflatable inspired me... although his is funnier.

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Poop.

Yeah... ok, two more...

Untitled by Rabid_Weasle 8-19-03

Fast Times At Robot High Raar! I hope you brought enough pizza for everyone Mr.Roboli!

Untitled by Rabid_Weasle 8-19-03

Fast Times At Farmhouse High Check out the chicks! That guy is such an ass!

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Poop.

Okay... after some tweaking, this one is eligible for competition. :)

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

everybody out of the pool! i just realized it'll be harder to make the honorable mentions, what with all the untitled comics, but here goes anyway:

Niteowl - "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious"
Chi_The_Cynic - "You're rather small"
Big Evil Dan - "Numbew thwee, officew"
kramer_vs_kramer - "If I'd known it would be this windy"
kaufman - "Where have all the cowboys gone?"
mikeweeney - "Stop stealing my cable"
Rabid_Weasle - "Farmhouse High"

but, as always, there can be only one, and this time it was Big Evil Dan appealing to my inner theatre major with:

This is not a title by BigEvilDan 8-17-03

What about a play where everybody wears tights and dies? That's a stupid idea.

if only it were possible to fit an infinite number of monkeys into three panels... anyway, have fun with your double duty, BED.

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

Oh, I'll never get it (bangs head on piano)...never(bangs head on piano)...NEVER!

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

Hey, if JERK ASS doesn't get over here and start the new contest, I win, right?

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What others say about boorite!

And do we really want to make brad mad again?

Brad and I haven't talked since the day he took away the zero-point title. I'll never forgive him for that. Never.

I've been using "..." for untitled comics ever since.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.