YOU LIKE HIM OR DIE!!!

or not.

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...and pain joined his urge to percieve...

Wow! A 4-page thread! I envy that even more than your five stars.

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Zzzzz

Same with me.

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...and pain joined his urge to percieve...

Merry Christmas, Mary by AccentuateNegative 12-25-03

Why are we celebrating this day again? This is the alleged birthday of Jesus Christ, our saviour, the Lord, who taught us all to love each other dispite our differences.. His dad still hates fags, right? Depends on whom you ask.

Substitutions by AccentuateNegative 12-27-03

I had sex with Pam once. Whoa! I thought you said you've never been with a woman. No, I ran out of lube, so I used the cooking spray.

Eat Me by AccentuateNegative 12-18-03

Somebody actually gave me a fruitcake at work. Well, that proves that theory. Which one? You are what you eat.

A Fine How Do You Do by AccentuateNegative 12-18-03

Nice shoes! I like yours too. When did we stop saying "hello" to each other? Hmmm...when was the last time either of us wore tacky shoes? Never.

Use Your Inside Voice by AccentuateNegative 12-16-03

OH MY FUCKING GOD! That guy is wearing ugg boots! You know why they call them ugg boots, right? Because any time you see a man wearing them, you just want to scream, "UGH!" Especially when they tuck their dirty sweatpants into them. I can hear you guys.

Ethics by AccentuateNegative 12-14-03

Hi. I'm selling holiday popcorn tins to support the Boy Scouts of America. Sorry, I don't support exclusionary organizations. Sir, we have a code of honor, and we will accept anyone who can follow it. How about atheists and gays? Only if they lie about it. That must be some code of honor.

Now Serving...(You Know) by AccentuateNegative 12-09-03

How was your date last night? Did you get lucky? Sure did. How was it? I feel like a new man. That good, huh? No, I mean I feel like giving some other guy a turn.

HA!

I thought RMDC needed some cheering up.

A Is For Ass by AccentuateNegative 1-02-04

I was telling my friends about you the other night. Really? How did you describe me? I used the "B" word. Oh my God! You called my your boyfriend! How sweet. Yeah, I suppose that word starts with "b" also.

Come Out With Your Hands Up by AccentuateNegative 1-04-04

You need to tell more people you're gay. Why? So I won't feel so bad every time I tell someone.

Three Plus One by AccentuateNegative 1-07-04

Now that you're seeing that new boy, we're afraid we won't see you anymore. Yeah, you're breaking up our little trio. Don't be afraid. Just think of us as Peter, Paul, and Mary... ...and Mary.

The Next Step by AccentuateNegative 1-13-04

I stopped whoring the day I met you. Oh, that's so sweet. I would take public transportation to come see you. Whoa...This is getting serious.

You homo!

Oh. I guess moronic, closed-minded insults lose all their punch in cases like these.

Carry on. And don't stop being funny. You're good at doing that.

And be glad I'm not gay, because if you've seen the way I act toward Attitudechicka, well, heh.

*stops being creepy*

*reads some more of Accent... goddammit pick an easier name's comics. Laughs. Repeats*

:D

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

I'll just call you "Choad" from now on.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

A Fine How Do You Do tickles my nose... =D

Accentuate is almost as funny as that choad guy. :)

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

Hey Accentuate, choadwarrior ought to see you. You're funny.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Keep up the good work, AccentuateNegative. Please tell Choad there are no hard feelings anymore.

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Zzzzz

god that was hilarious

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Stop Saying That! by AccentuateNegative 1-17-04

Do you know what the most common hygiene item found in women's desks at work? Tampons? No, deodorant. I have that in my desk. Yeah, but you're a girl.

For mmyers... by AccentuateNegative 1-20-04

You crack my shit up. Too many jokes! Which one do I go with? Uh-oh...awkward silence. You aren't the first guy to tell me that...I'll bet you say that to all the boys...My boyfriend tells me the same thing...An enema would solve that... I hope he knows I'm married. Have you tried Olestra...I'll be more gentle next time...How is your sphyncter handling unemployment...

Bumped by AccentuateNegative 1-28-04

How was your day today? I got hit from behind this morning. I hope to God you're talking about an auto accident.

We Are Perfect by AccentuateNegative 2-01-04

Oh my God...look at that thing. It's like ugly sprouted legs and learned to walk upright.

Lather by AccentuateNegative 2-10-04

I hope you dont mind, I used your $30 shampoo to wash my ass. OH MY GOD! Why did you use that bottle on your butt? It said it was for split ends.

Great Minds by AccentuateNegative 2-10-04

Whoa...look at that girl's butt. Mmm-hmmm. I have a thing for asses. Me too. Please don't say, "My cock." Damn.

Sweet Nothings by AccentuateNegative 2-16-04

You're the tornado in my trailer park. You're the iceberg on my Titanic. You're the Evel Knievel over my Snake River. You're the salsa on my taco. You're the alfredo on my fettucine. Okay, these are getting kinda gross.

Return of the Fatty by AccentuateNegative 2-16-04

Ugh! I ate way too much at dinner. For a minute, I thought you were going to chain me up, then make me put on a bikini and dance for you. YOU BITCH! I'm the Leia, you're the Jabba!

Compulsions by AccentuateNegative 3-11-04

I was upset, so I cleaned your kitchen to work out my frustration. What were you upset about? Something that happened at school. So it had nothing to do with you going out in public with your hair looking like that? Hello, clean bathroom!

The Winds of Change by AccentuateNegative 3-20-04

If we finally get the right to marry, is that something you'd want to do? Sure. To me? One step at a time... I haven't even farted in front of you yet.

Oh, there are more, these are just my recent favourites.

Hilarious.