If this has been done already then I blame someone else for posting a gazillion comics and I blame God for not giving me the patience to read them all.
[Click to view comic: 'Remembering my bachelor party the next day']

PS Habnem rules.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

[Click to view comic: 'All Rich Dads go to Heaven, or Hell What do I Care I'm Rich?']

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

[Click to view comic: 'Channel 3, Home of the Square Blimp']

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

[Click to view comic: 'A newspaper']

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

An epilogue:
[Click to view comic: 'CC 227: Player was telefragged']

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

I do like this idea a lot, but I think it isn't my strong point. At least not today. Some of these entries, though, are absolutely brilliant. I've never been so intimidated by a contest before.

[Click to view comic: 'The Demons of Hell']
[Click to view comic: 'People Who Care About LuminousIce']
[Click to view comic: 'Pedophile Convention']
[Click to view comic: 'Suggested Career Move For Freddie Prinze, Jr.']

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Getting the old strips out of the way...

[Click to view comic: 'ExperiMENTAL Theatre: Sky Sharks']
[Click to view comic: 'Three Frames of "Fight Club"']
[Click to view comic: 'Surfing With The Alien']
[Click to view comic: 'Unmanned']
[Click to view comic: 'In A Nut's Hell...']
[Click to view comic: 'My Grandpa Likes To Watch The Squirrels']
[Click to view comic: 'Jesus Just Left Chicago']

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

apologies to boinky33...

[Click to view comic: 'CC 227: (Democratic Republic of) Congo Line']

reworked and retitled...

[Click to view comic: 'Atom Heart Mother (Hold The Cream)']

continuation of a semi-series...

[Click to view comic: 'Discount Stripcreator']

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

the new class...

[Click to view comic: 'Hail To The Thief']
[Click to view comic: 'The World's Shortest Quietest Tragic Play']
[Click to view comic: 'The Bee That Points At Small Penises']
[Click to view comic: 'Tobor Versus The Jolly Green Giant']
[Click to view comic: 'Adam & Eve (Edited For Content)']

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

sorry, thought i included this one from the archives...

[Click to view comic: 'Douglas Adams Goes To Bed']

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

Um, Tobor V's The Jolly Green Giant and Adam and Eve are pretty fucking 1337 mon.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

[Click to view comic: 'CC 227: Teleportation is still cool']
[Click to view comic: 'CC 227: In which Brad tries to jump the taxi queue']
[Click to view comic: 'CC 227: Where Goths go for burgers']

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

In CC196 I entered this:

[Click to view comic: 'CC 196: The Fellowship Of The Ring']

So here's the two follow-ups...

[Click to view comic: 'Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers']

[Click to view comic: 'Lord of the Rings: Return of the King']

[Click to view comic: 'Pimento Stuffed Olive Stuffed Coffee Beans']

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

[Click to view comic: 'It's not a Motorcycle, it's a Chocobo Honey']

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

Finding my Silent legs.

[Click to view comic: 'Bush's Ultra-Sophisticated High-Tech War Planning System']
[Click to view comic: 'Half the Man He Used to Be']
[Click to view comic: 'A Bunch of Dead Jesuses']
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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Not to start some sort of mutual wanking society, but Irish Cliff Divers and Pimento Stuffed Olive Stuffed Coffee Beans are damn good, too.

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

[Click to view comic: 'Stare At This Comic For 30 Seconds And See The Face Of God']
[Click to view comic: 'Pablo Avoids His Nemesis']
[Click to view comic: 'X-Treme Close-Ups: Dr. Teeth']
[Click to view comic: 'If A Ninja Falls In The Forest, Does He Make A Sound?']
[Click to view comic: 'The Further Adventures Of Steve Irwin's Baby Boy']

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

[Click to view comic: 'All Dogs go to Heaven']
[Click to view comic: 'Bleakness in Grey (B)']
[Click to view comic: 'Famous Movie Scenes: ET']
[Click to view comic: 'What I think of every time I make a comic']

:(

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

I've gotta fix that. I forgot you were hosting the OTHER contest, niteowl. I meant to joke on whoever was hosting the contest, and I know you both have a good sense of humor.

You and ObiJo are two of my favorite people here, so just remember I'm only goofing on you.

[Click to view comic: 'ObiJo's Rejection From 'Average Joe'']
[Click to view comic: 'My Mom When I Was Being Born']
[Click to view comic: 'Before It Was a Tar Pit, It Was The LaBrea Ha-Ha Hole']
[Click to view comic: 'Rorschach Test']

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

[Click to view comic: 'CC 227: Are You Trying To Seduce Me Papa Smurf?']
[Click to view comic: 'CC 227: Picture Of Kate Moss Taken From The Side']

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Poop.

quote:

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I've gotta fix that. I forgot you were hosting the OTHER contest, niteowl. I meant to joke on whoever was hosting the contest, and I know you both have a good sense of humor.

You and ObiJo are two of my favorite people here, so just remember I'm only goofing on you.

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[Click to view comic: 'Are you trying to seduce me, Shaquille?']

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

[Click to view comic: 'Menstruating Black Woman With Broken Leg, U trying to fuck?']

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.