If this has been done already then I blame someone else for posting a gazillion comics and I blame God for not giving me the patience to read them all.

Remembering my bachelor party the next day by mmyers 1-05-04

PS Habnem rules.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

All Rich Dads go to Heaven, or Hell What do I Care I'm Rich? by smamurai 1-05-04

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

Channel 3, Home of the Square Blimp by kaufman 1-05-04

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

A newspaper by mmyers 1-05-04

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

An epilogue:

CC 227: Player was telefragged by jes_lawson 1-05-04

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

I do like this idea a lot, but I think it isn't my strong point. At least not today. Some of these entries, though, are absolutely brilliant. I've never been so intimidated by a contest before.

The Demons of Hell by MikeyG 1-05-04

People Who Care About LuminousIce by MikeyG 1-05-04

Pedophile Convention by MikeyG 1-05-04

Suggested Career Move For Freddie Prinze, Jr. by MikeyG 1-05-04

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Getting the old strips out of the way...

ExperiMENTAL Theatre: Sky Sharks by umfumdisi 7-24-03

Three Frames of "Fight Club" by umfumdisi 8-04-03

Surfing With The Alien by umfumdisi 8-14-03

Unmanned by umfumdisi 8-15-03

In A Nut's Hell... by umfumdisi 9-28-03

[Click to view comic: 'My Grandpa Likes To Watch The Squirrels']
[Click to view comic: 'Jesus Just Left Chicago']

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

apologies to boinky33...

CC 227: (Democratic Republic of) Congo Line by umfumdisi 1-06-04

reworked and retitled...

Atom Heart Mother (Hold The Cream) by umfumdisi 1-06-04

continuation of a semi-series...

Discount Stripcreator by umfumdisi 1-06-04

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

the new class...

Hail To The Thief by umfumdisi 1-06-04

The World's Shortest Quietest Tragic Play by umfumdisi 1-06-04

The Bee That Points At Small Penises by umfumdisi 1-06-04

Tobor Versus The Jolly Green Giant by umfumdisi 1-06-04

Adam & Eve (Edited For Content) by umfumdisi 1-06-04

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

sorry, thought i included this one from the archives...

Douglas Adams Goes To Bed by umfumdisi 7-31-03

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

Um, Tobor V's The Jolly Green Giant and Adam and Eve are pretty fucking 1337 mon.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

CC 227: Teleportation is still cool by jes_lawson 1-06-04

CC 227: In which Brad tries to jump the taxi queue by jes_lawson 1-06-04

CC 227: Where Goths go for burgers by jes_lawson 1-06-04

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

In CC196 I entered this:

CC 196: The Fellowship Of The Ring by Chi_The_Cynic 7-08-03

So here's the two follow-ups...

Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers by Chi_The_Cynic 1-06-04

Lord of the Rings: Return of the King by Chi_The_Cynic 1-06-04