great wings

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what if nigger meant kite

I prefer the taco's

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I dumb :D

the pink tacos come with wings

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and red racing strips!

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I dumb :D

After much soul-searching, I've decided to take you up on your offer.

B.L.A.C.K. in the U.S.A. by kaufman 8-01-05

Yo, Danny, check it out. It's me, your buddy Jack. I'm just back from a month at John Cougar Melanincamp, and look at me. I'm now as black as you are! I guess you can't call me a fuckin' honky any more. Whatcha gotta say to that, my man? Go away, you fuckin' n00ger!

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After much soul-searching, I've decided to take you up on your offer.

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Racism is alot of work for me. I don't like work. I don't work where I'm employed at. So why would I put all that effort into something and not even get paid for it?

If people paid me to be racist, I'd do it (if it didn't involve weekends, late nights, during the day, hot days, cold days, walking, yelling, getting sweaty, and prevent me from having sex with whoever I wanted to with). I love exploiting myself. Nothing better than being a whore (even as a lazy whore) and proud of it.

--S. Dummie

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I don't like work. I don't work where I'm employed at. So why would I put all that effort into something and not even get paid for it?

If people paid me to be racist, I'd do it (if it didn't involve weekends, late nights, during the day, hot days, cold days, walking, yelling, getting sweaty, and prevent me from having sex with whoever I wanted to with). I love exploiting myself. Nothing better than being a whore (even as a lazy whore) and proud of it.

--S. Dummie

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B.L.A.C.K. in the U.S.A. by kaufman 8-01-05

Yo, Danny, check it out. It's me, your buddy Jack. I'm just back from a month at John Cougar Melanincamp, and look at me. I'm now as black as you are! I guess you can't call me a fuckin' honky any more. Whatcha gotta say to that, my man? Go away, you fuckin' n00ger!

Anyone notice the strangely metered internalized rhyming here?

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

i do in that second frame now that you mention it. jack and mellancamp. Cougar and are

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I'm black and oh, hell. I've been kind of worked up over all this internet racism.

Well, fuck it. I give all non-blacks permission to say nigger anywhere on the internet or to any blacks they choose! :D Isn't that great!

Call me a nigger if you like. In fact, include your links to nigger comics of all kinds here!

(This should be interesting.)

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- by dcomposed 9-07-05

Some of my best friends are black. HA HA PUNK'D THAT IS NOT TRUE AT ALL!

- by dcomposed 9-07-05

What's the difference between 2pac and every other rapper? We don't have to hope for 2pac's death anymore.

- by dcomposed 9-07-05

It's times like this you have to ask yourself, "What would Jesus do?" Then you kill a nigger.

- by dcomposed 9-07-05

Why did 2pac love fried chicken so much? He was a nigger.

- by dcomposed 9-07-05

Did you hear the bad news about New Orleans? Some of the niggers survived.

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- by dcomposed 9-07-05

What's the difference between Brad and a nigger? Brad can afford a computer.

- by dcomposed 9-07-05

What's the difference between a white man killing a nigger and a black man killing a nigger? A whi- Now that I think about it, I don't really care.

- by dcomposed 9-07-05

What's the difference between Kanye West and George W. Bush? Kanye West's a nigger.

- by dcomposed 9-07-05

What's the difference between New Orleans and Compton? Niggers in New Orleans died from something other than gang violence.

- by dcomposed 6-24-05

Why won't French stores let Oprah in? Black people steal.

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- by dcomposed 5-27-05

It doesn't matter if you're black or white! What are you talking about niggers stink.

- by dcomposed 5-23-05

What's the difference between 50 Cent and Mos Def? Nothing.

- by dcomposed 5-20-05

Why was KRS-One dancing in the street on 9/11/2001? He was creating a distraction while his friend stole a car.

- by dcomposed 5-16-05

What would Tony Danza do if he was black? Rape.

- by dcomposed 5-12-05

What's the difference between a really fat white guy and a really fat black guy? The really fat black guy still has sex. (rape)

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- by dcomposed 5-08-05

Hi, I'm Chingy. You look more niggery to me.

- by dcomposed 5-06-05

Hi, I'm Redman. You look black to me.

- by dcomposed 4-20-05

What's the difference between a nigger and a faggot? The reason I'm better than him.

- by dcomposed 4-19-05

What's the difference between a guy from Cuba and a guy from Mexico? The place where he should go back to.

- by dcomposed 4-19-05

Why was Oprah raped by her cousin? He was black.

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- by dcomposed 4-19-05

Why don't white people have black people as slaves anymore? Black people don't work now.

- by dcomposed 4-19-05

Why doesn't Oprah let black people on her show? She doesn't want them to steal it.

- by dcomposed 4-19-05

What's the difference between a Mexican and a black guy? The word you call them when they steal your car.

- by dcomposed 4-19-05

What do you call a white person with aids? Faggot.

- by dcomposed 4-19-05

Why did Eazy-E have aids? He was a nigger.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

- by dcomposed 4-18-05

What's the difference between Ice Cube and Eminem? Eminem isn't a nigger.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

How about a nice cup of OCD

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I dumb :D

Yeah you know me.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

I mean that is what a nigger might say.

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Still funny anyway...

I like the term Kike myself

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I dumb :D

"Erik! Did you just say the F word?" "Jew?"

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

boorite, I was going to ask you to marry me until you made that comment about camping.

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

"Kyle, all those times I called you a stupid Jew, I didn't mean it. You're not a Jew."

"Cartman, I AM a Jew."

"No Kyle, don't be so hard on yourself!"

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

100 thumbs up and a cup of orange juice, medium pulp, just the way you like it

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