I'm voting for tiger8191. I liked the "Mondays, Wednesdays, and Thursdays" line.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

What a dog-fight! I make it even at 4 so far.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

If it helps, I'll vote for tiger8191.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Still even at 4. Please register to be a judge at the start of the next contest - or better yet join in! Watch for the posting by the winner of the finals here.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

By the way - you have good stuff, attitudechicka.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Well... I tried.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

hmm... too close. i vote for habnem!

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

Ugh...I guess I will vote for Tiger8191

Hehehe!

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"I know how toast works."

rats! foiled again.

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

So whats the verdict? The suspense is killing me!

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"I know how toast works."

We have a 4-4 tie here. I'll break the tie tonight if I don't see someone else weigh in. Then we may move on with round 2 before beginning the kaufman vs. NastyPope match. Dr. K said he would be unavailable.

I wasn't pressing this for obvious reasons. I hope people are willing to continue now. If not please say so.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

That was to be through tonight, but now I'm back and available. Start me whenever, and I'll spit something out within a day.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

kaufman vs. NastyPope
Tonight the newbie match will be decided one way or another (two power-newbies and a nice showing).

But for now lets get the heavy-weight match started!

Here are the rules:

1. Space travel - announce the technology that makes it possible to travel to distant stars within a matter of hours/days/seconds (whatever). Include an unintended side effect of this new technology.

2. You must use the telephone prop once and only once.

I almost tried for a closure match - ask them to write thoughtful comics about recent events. But I balked and went for escapism.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

sounds good to me spankling...I have been using stripcreator as my escapism

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"I know how toast works."

Okay - I'll break the long-standing tie and give the newbie round to habnem. Sorry tiger, love your stuff. You will win one.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

not a problem at all! Thanks for letting me participate, it was fun! I liked habnems as well so it feels good to lose to a good comic!

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"I know how toast works."

you like me! you really like me! (:

thanks--can't wait for round 2.

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

Dial T for Tobor by kaufman 9-13-01

Now, a message from our sponsor: Ever wanted to travel to the far ends of the universe? Just dial 1-800-BEAMMEUP, and you'll travel instantaneously anywhere! I just "called" Deneb III! Glssknxth. Whoa, that commercial sold me! Betelguese, here I come! Thank you for calling 1-800-BEATMEUP. Please prepare to be pulverized! I *hate* wrong numbers!

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

**uproarious applause**

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This is not my empire.

Oh, Popey Popey Popey... better make it a good one!

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To Infinity & Beyond!!!! by NastyPope 9-14-01

The Following is a paid advertisement of the Fellatian Empire Board of Tourism Have you ever wanted to visit_other_planets but thought it would never happen in your life time ? Afraid of dangerous fuels like Plutonium? Well now you can. Our new Interstellar_sex_drive can allow you to cross the Galaxy in mere days. Just bring a partner and a warehouse of Viagra. Here we witness a demonstation of the awesome power of the ISD. (proffesional sodomizers on a closed course) Dear Zobroz (Fellatian Goddess of Orgies) its a Black Hole!!! How will we ever escape ? Did you say Hole ??!?! Bend over, we have to engage the ANAL SEX DRIVE!!!! That is just one of the many adventures you can have with the Fellatian ISD So call 1-101-00100101 today for the nearest Fellatian Tours Holy Sheep shaggin, that sure beats having ta git off the stump ta git around and Kiss ol' Bessie. I'm bookin a trip to Uranus right now!!!

Pardon me for my absence lately. Between work and the attacks I've been a bit distracted.

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

After much deliberation (and assrape from Tobor), I vote Kaufman. Completely unbiased. Nope, tobor isn't behind me threatening more manrape or anything.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Much as I want to see kaufman win a Comic Cup one of these days, I've got to vote for NastyPope.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

I want to be a real judge in the next one instead of just throwing a random vote in there...

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

I really liked the "Interstellar Sex Drive" and the line "I'm bookin a trip to Uranus right now!!!" but my vote is for Dr. kaufman.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."