Godzilla's Cousin

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"No obscene images." I guess I'll just have to settle for saying cocksucker a lot.

boinky33

2 announcements:
1. I won't be around much after tomorrow, as we won't have the internet until we have our finances figured out.
2. If my baby comes before the cup is done, I will be resigning my position. If it is okay with the Cupmaster, my position is hereby available. However, I suggest you PM Kajun about this.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

quick, shut your pie-hole, boinky!

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

Bazillions of people should vote for him.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

I like what was done with my rules (yes, I suggested those ones), I vote

boinky boinky boinky

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

boinky

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

bjork is gonna kill you 33 times.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

bon kee

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AFROMANS MOVE

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-ZILLA!

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

son of the 32nd boinky

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Poop.

I'm going to deliberately let this one run on a little longer as the voting's so close, then we'll move this cup along.

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Dad was flammable

count bazzu

I wonder where kaufman's got to these days.

Baz Luhrmann

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

A little life gets in the way, and everyone whines. Except ... bazilla

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

I literally had to flip a coin for this one. Both entries were that funny.

Unfortunately, the coin ended up falling into the drain of my bathroom sink, and I screamed, "Godzilla!!"
(Don't ask.)

So I vote for that baz boy.

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This is not my empire.

Okay, Bazilla wins the first leg, now boinky33 can choose one of the following 1st Round evictees to take on Baz in another match:

Jes_Lawson
dcomposed
evil_zak
mmyers
possums
spankling
Kevin_Keegans_Perm
not_Scyess
cowtipper
xxausrottenxx
Flickguy
SharkEnergy

If I've forgotten anyone, who really cares?

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Dad was flammable

(Before boinks decides my future, I'd like to spend the time thanking all those who voted for me, Kajun for making it last that little bit longer, and boinky for putting up such a great fight).

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

quote:

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Okay, Bazilla wins the first leg, now boinky33 can choose one of the following 1st Round evictees to take on Baz in another match:

Jes_Lawson
dcomposed
evil_zak
mmyers
possums
spankling
Kevin_Keegans_Perm
not_Scyess
cowtipper
xxausrottenxx
Flickguy
SharkEnergy

If I've forgotten anyone, who really cares?

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spankling

YAY!

The concept of losing twice to Bazilla would have done near irreperable damage to any semblance of a reputation i have left.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

My ass is burning. Did someone mention my name?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Yeah, the doctor will see you now.

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Poop.

Hey! Spankling and the Baz have to make comics now.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Sorry again.

[u]Gauntlet Match[/u]
Spankling Vs Bazilla

[list][*]The historical details of the Battle of Quebec (1759) have important relevance to one or more characters.[*]Each piece of dialog should contain at least two words that start and finish with the same letter.
[*]Winner advances.[/list]

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Dad was flammable