http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?ID=48542

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Crazy Little Thing Called Love.

http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?ID=48543

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Kaufman, I have a couple of questions if you don't mind refreshing my memory...

Must you be a contestant to be a judge?

And

Must you be a judge to be a contestant?

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*swoosh*

I'd really rather have a decision this side of Christmas, rather than wait till 2002 for Kitty_Kat to return. The idea of sending her e-mails to beg for her vote sickens me.

But if you really want a decision (checks to make sure that Mystery_Ninja is on his "nice" list), I guess we can give you that as an early Christmas present.

[Click to view comic: 'Six of one']

You got it, Bazilla! Cast those votes!

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I wanted to vote for MyBreastsAreScottish just so I could say "The tits get my vote!"

Unfortunately, I thought megaton's was a better strip.

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

We're awaiting Bazilla's tiebreaker, and Megaton has a seemingly comfortable lead, so let's put another log on the fire. We'll start with this classic, then I'll open the voting on another in a few hours.

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Wirthling_Sucks vs. Norman_No_Mates
[list=1][*] Narration only -- no dialogue or thoughts.
[*] Only use characters who have visible feet.
[*] Describe the flavor of a sponge.
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breasts
and
norman

And I'll be a dick and point out that Mr. Sucks didn't follow the "feet" rule in the slightest.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Sadly I have to go with No_Mates... While Wirthling Sucks was funnier, (s)he really did completely and totally ignore the "Visible Feet" rule. If there were a way to interpret the strip as having just hedged the rules, I wouldn't mind voting for Sucks, but there's just no way I can see to do it.

MyVotesareScottish

and

Norman_default_votes

because Wirthling-sucks sucks at following rules.

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When they invent BookFace, I'm -there-.

I misread it and use characters who DONT have feet.

*sigh*

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Crazy Little Thing Called Love.

I think there both funny, but this line does it for me

megaton Had the better comic
Norman no mates Whirthling sucks broke the rules

And going through to the 2nd round......(drumroll)...Antimatterswirl

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

I hope this works

48554

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[insert catchy signature here]

Megaton
and Norman

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Vulgarity is simply the conduct of others. -Oscar Wilde

megaton and Norman. As others have said, Wirthling_Sucks' strip was good, but hopelessly illegal.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Half of our Round 2 field is set: Kajun_vs_Dougans_Per, SalmanRushdie, my_fawn_has_diarrhea, big_evil_deciever, AntimatterSwirl, and megaton_b_boy2000

Qualifier Number 7 seems on his way thanks to careful RTFMing. So, with a few slots yet to fill, I proudly present:

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Frosty vs. Mr_Jass
[list=1][*] Pick any word with multiple meanings, and use that word at least three times, each time with a different meaning made clear by the context. Eg. "bat" as a piece of athletic equipment, a winged mammal, and a verb.
[*] You may only use backgrounds (other than "none") if its name is used in the dialogue. This does not include the numbers at the end of the background's name.
[*] The characters have to travel to Canada.
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Not only was Frosty funnier, but Mr_Jass didn't quite use pick in three ways... just two that I could count.

Norman_No_Mates made me laugh out loud. Good final line!

Frosty the funnyman... woman... thing.

My votes are Andy_No_mates and Frosty

pick as in picking at the nose
pick as in choose and
pick as a noun aren't three types of picks? Explain please.

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"I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown." -- mrjass@mindless.com

Norman_No_Mates is in. And now someone else will be!

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cheryl_bork vs. Mister_E
[list=1][*] Have one character say something that sounds like it should be a famous quote; assign it to an actual historical figure.
[*] Use only animal characters.
[*] Must be about meatgrinders.
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Picking a flight and picking a winner in a war bears the same meaning of the word "pick." They are both "To Choose." One may be a verb and the other a noun, but both the verb and the noun ultimately have the same meaning.

I'm not voting, and I'm not telling anyone how to vote. However, as I see it:

- "Pick", the noun, is being used as "selection based on prediction", while the verb is being used as "select based on preference." Small difference, perhaps, but it can be taken as a difference.

- In Frosty's comic, the first and the penultimate uses of "boot" have the identical meaning, "kick", save that one is a verb form and one is a noun. Sure, Frosty has plenty more than 3 types of "boot"s, but the rule specifies that each is to have a different meaning.

So anyway, as far as I'm concerned, this issue is a wash.

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More nit-pickery: cheryl doesn't attribute the quote to a historical figure. But his/her strip is considerably better than Mister_E's. I'm going to have to think about this...