Oy vey this will be long. Mainly because I just now wandered over to this forum. First time I think.
Who?
Actually, I asked my sunday school teacher that once (because I actually read Bibles other than NIV) and she put me in detention for a month.
Let's make a compromise. Spike fans will worship Angel only if they get to sleep with Spike. Especially if it's a sacrament.
Oh great. Just when I thought those tithes were paying off. Screw living a good life. It's beer, whores, and gambling for me!
I think I saw that one.
Probably not to the people that hate it.
Don't tell my old church that. They might lynch you.
I didn't realize I was anti-Christian. The things I learn...
Um...okay...
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As for me, I am not Christian.
Sodomite!
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I am not really anything, religious or otherwise.
Athiest!
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I believe in being good for goodness's sake
Pagan!
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(with or without Santa Claus coming to town).
Deceiver!
I'm rubber and you're glue! Nyah nyah nyah. There. Perspective. Whether or not the above quotes are in jest, it's the kind of "you're-not-like-us-so-you're-obviously-evil" shit that I had to deal with for most of my life.
Just because the holy water burned me...
Agreed.
Ditto.
Because people are sick fucks by nature. Though honestly, I prefer people being eaten by dinosaurs to people being whipped. Maybe a movie with Jesus being eaten by dinosaurs instead of being crucified? That would sell me a ticket. (/blasphemy)
But is that really an offense for hell? I mean, 3rd graders lying about homework is hardly a hell-worthy offense. Or evil. Misguided, yes. Evil, no. In fact, I think the word "evil" is thrown around way too much by everyone. What my crazy ex-neighbor did to her cats is evil. Murder for the sheer thrill of it is evil. Telling my professor I was too sick to attend class today because I have a bit of a cold and want to sleep in is not evil.
Really? Now I'm annoyed. Why did the theater keep my best friend from seeing Broken Arrow when it came out (the day before she was 17), yet her son was able to see the Passion with his friends and no adult supervision? With the same ticket agent. Sure it isn't typical of theaters, but it's happening other places.
Is that sarcasm? It's kinda hard to tell, taken with your previous posts. Ivytopians are also the Chosen People. Though we're Chosen because of our skee ball ability. Maybe the Jews are Chosen because of their outstanding financial advice. (/sarcasm)
It's sounds like you just justified the suffering of one group of people to denounce another form of suffering. I guess unless people don't die in concentration camps there can be no cause for an artisitc expression of their story.
Also you're comparing a fairly recent historical event (the holocaust) to a very old story that approaches classification as a "myth".
Well I don't think you should be allowed to do a modern day adaptation of Hamlet because a lot of people died in the Armenian Holocaust, and Hamlet's suffering doesn't compare to what they went through.
Read" "IMO." And that makes a good point while yours tries to devalue the point by making an outlandish claim and equating it to the one above.
Really? Damn, I just lost 5 bucks on that!
But aren't you supposed to? I mean, that's pretty essential.
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Also MikeyG: your stance that genocides are a bad thing is a powerful, controversial stand. I salute you for standing up and being a hero.
Oo! That one IS sarcasm! YES! I'm getting the hang of this now!
Understandable, but I'm glad that I'm a woman. Cause I'm worth 20 shekels less than a man and God hates me. And no matter what I do, I'm sinful. So pass the beer, bring the condoms, and let's sin like there's no tomorrow!
Are you saying Monty Python isn't intelligent? Cause some of the funniest things make no sense. Like hot pants. Those are freaking hysterical.
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Little lies lead to whoppers, and by the end of it, no one can believe you about anything, and if it gets that far out of hand, you're not quite sure what really happened anymore either. Lying has killed marriages, broken families, destroyed friendships, and lead to hurt that could have very well been avoided. Little things can be just as damaging as the big stuff. Understand the point I was making now?
Yes, but to assume that one white lie leads to bigger lies is rather pessimistic. I doubt that five years from now, my lie about being sick today is going to end with me embezzling from the museum.
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The only reason I said ANYTHING was because I couldn't stand the fact that people were making these generalizations and assumptions and connections between matter that ISN'T EVEN RELATED. I tried explaining the whole meaning behind the crucifixion that saves all of our sorry little butts so that maybe you'd people would understand.
"the crucifixion that saves all of our sorry little butts" is a generalization.
And yes, I am being a bitch in that comment. Cause I can.
Agreed. And if people are rating negatively because of a thread in a forum that's supposed to be about fights...then that's just rude, damnit!
Wow! Okay, I want to see a demonstration. Anybody?
I have yet to know an atheist that was sad jealous of Christians or sad to be dead.
Still sounds boring. Conflict makes life interesting. If everything was perfect then there'd be no motivation for betterment. Of course everything would be perfect already. And boring. Maybe God is a brilliant conversationalist. But again, where's the fun in the conversation if everything is perfect? Disagreeing with God wouldn't be kosher. Look what happened to Satan.
Personally, I don't want to go to heaven cause the books there would suck. How can one possibly connect with a book that has conflict in it if everything is perfect. Or would I care?
This sounds a lot like post-surgery morphine drip to me...
Didn't Titanic make a ton of money?
And I didn't like Braveheart. Or The English Patient. And I refuse to see Gladiator on the basis that the historical inaccuracies are apalling. Female gladiators were TOPLESS damnit!
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"Verily I say that the person you loved is now dead, and worms will soon be racing to their body, as the process of decomposition has already begun (preacher patented pause) on a microscopic level.
Let us pray to gawd, bow your heads."
I plan on haunting people. A lot. And none of that sissy glimpses here and there. I'm going to scare the pants off them! Mwah ha ha ha haaa!
Kindred spirit! Yay!
Yards are those things with grass on them right? I think I have a yard, but I can't tell with all the gravestones.
They wanted their two dollars.
Amen, cynical bretheren.
I bet they were in the Garden of Eden. After all, Eden had a bagel tree. Anyplace which can perform THAT miracle...
That's what the guys in the suits told me.
Dayamn! You know your stuff. And here I was proud I knew about the giant hydraulic robots in 2 Samuel.
End...i swear!