Thanks for the pity vote. :)

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

i thought i made it clear that i wasn't voting for you, but for the pants... :b

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

DexXy and the Midnight Runners

[gets off the floor]

DexX

By the way, true fact. Due to a clerical error, for a short period, my paycheck said "Dance Instructor" rather than "Computer Science".

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Why correct it? A dance instructor's job plus a CS instructor's salary is a sure hit with the ladies. Though it's not customary to show 'em your paycheck on a first date....

Anyhow, I vote for DexX too.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Why correct it? A dance instructor's job plus a CS instructor's salary is a sure hit with the ladies. Though it's not customary to show 'em your paycheck on a first date....

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This was a CS grad student's salary. Which may explain in part why I had such difficulty with the fairer sex.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

This vote is for the Dexxmeister.

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

I believe that makes it 6-1 DexX. I would not have placed those odds. Both cracked me up. But DexX proceeds to the finals to face the winner of:

kaufman vs. habnem

Rules:
1. At least one of the characters must be possessed by the spirit of one of the other characters. For example, what would it be like if the spirit of TOBOR took over Jael? Make the character conscious of the possession - play this out as you will.

2. One background must be under water.

3. Use holly_high once and only once.

4. Use cthulhu once and only once.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

RAAAARRR!!! DR. PEDANTIC WILL ENGAGE IN FORCEABLE ANAL SEX WITH YOU!!!

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Get it right!

me first!

[Click to view comic: 'Comics Cup 4.2--The Madness of LadyJ']

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

If you were truly staying in character, you would have typed "DR. PEDANTIC WILL ENGAGE IN FORCED ANAL INTERCOURSE WITH YOU!!!" Now bend over, and allow me to demonstrate the true nature of sodomy.

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RAAARRR!!!

If you were truly staying in character, you would have typed "DR. PEDANTIC WILL ENGAGE IN FORCED ANAL INTERCOURSE WITH YOU!!!" Now bend over, and allow me to demonstrate the true nature of sodomy.

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Dr. Pedantic was possessed by the spirit of Tobor.

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I'm not illogical - I'm big-boned.

hey donkey--you stole captain obvious' line...

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

by the way, this should be its own rule--NB, dr. k.

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

*bow*

Thanks all. The rules won that one for me - I read them, and the comic popped into my head pretty much 100% complete. Thanks, Spanks! :)

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Um, maybe he was possessed, too?

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

I am possessed, too.

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I'm not illogical - I'm big-boned.

He is possesed like cheese on the highway.

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This is my signature.

Kick Ass!

I feel so special now. Thank you menbah.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

You're flattered that he showed you flashing your undies?

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[Click to view comic: 'Comic Cup IV: Lepal Weapon']

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Better it be him than me.

When I do it, I'm called a slut.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

More "Manga-babe" than "slut"...

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kaufman

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

kaufman

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"I know how toast works."