Yup! I think I am going to cry now!

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"I know how toast works."

Hey guys? Shhh, quiet down a sec. While I respect both Dexx's opinion as well as Pope's, I don't believe how funny a comic is or isn't is worth all this arguing. Let's agree to disagree on this, shake hands, and move on. Please.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

hear hear, chicka. also, in future--NastyPope or anybody--a simple "i abstain" will suffice. it can cover "both of your comics are horrible," or "i hate kaufman on a personal level, but i don't want it to affect my vote," or anything, really; but the nice thing about it is the participants never have to know.

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

We are getting a little uptight. It's too bad I can't email some therapeutic beers to everyone.

It'd suck to have grudges against one another over something this trivial. I was a little annoyed over the post that started all this, yes. I still think it might have been put differently, but who am I to tell someone else how to express themselves. If those at the receiving end can deal with it, what am I complaining about?

I say live and let live. I don't like being angry or annoyed with people.

In fact, I love each and every one of you.

Except wirthing. That goat diddler.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

quote:

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In fact, I love each and every one of you.

Except wirthing. That goat diddler.

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I had wirthling's mother...

..but I sold her on eBay for twelve bucks plus postage.

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And it was worth every penny!

And it she was packaged quite well!

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"I know how toast works."

Thank goodness for that! I thought I tied the bubble wrap and gaffer tape a bit too tightly.

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Good thing she's into that sort of thing.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

And another thing about wirthling's mother is that she -- hey! You bastards!

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

I have 4 rules. Two more are required. I'll create them myself on Friday if I have to just to get this off my ass. It has been there for a while and a line is forming. Please send your rules to spankling@hotmail.com.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

LET'S GET THIS SHOW ON THE ROAD!

DexX vs. kaufman.

RULES:
1. At least one character must exuberantly pontificate on the wonders of Cherry Flavored Anal Eeze.
2. A character in the comic has an embarrassing habit or addiction.
3. Use Bongo2, and he must be running from something.
4. Use a squirrel.
5. Use LadyJ's character to portray GOD.
6. Slip in a plug for sending Brad money.

And may the least objectionable and most likely to be considered funny by somebody comic win! *sheesh*

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I have to say I am glad I didn't make it into the finals! Those rules would make me commit suicide or go on a mass killing spree of ants!

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"I know how toast works."

[Click to view comic: 'Comic Cup 3 - Damn, the final round is hard.']

Damn, that was a lot harder than I expected...

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Nice job, DexX... Here's mine:

[Click to view comic: 'CC IV: Anal-Eeze This!']

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

DexX

Wow, hard rules, I know what that is like, and two very funny stripes. This was a very difficult choice.
Kaufman's one liners were awesome, but I have to give it to DexX For staying clearly within the rules and making it flow better. Still, a huge bravo to both of you.

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

kaufexX!

Er, I mean DefFman!

OK, I need to figure out a logical resolution to this dilemma...

eeny
meeny
miney
mo
Gabe's a
sailor-
lovin'
ho

it's kaufman!

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

KAUFMAN!

Just for the line about wirthling's body.

I was very impressed by both, but I liked DexX's a little bit better. It was very close.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

I think I'll go with DexX, mostly for the jingle lyrics.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

goin' with DexX, partially 'cause i thought his was funnier, and partially 'cause he made better use of my Bongo2 rule. and partially 'cause i'm bitter (:

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DexX

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

Urm... is six votes the victory-threshold in this cup? *blink blink* Did I just win? *blink blink*

Really?

Shit!

I actually thought Kaufman's final entry was better than mine, but I won't argue. Wow! :)

Thanks for the votes, all. :)

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Don't thank all of us. I didn't vote for you, you stinkin' marsupiaphile!

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."