Sometimes things just aren't very funny.

Johnny Cash is dead by Rubber_Plant 9-12-03

:(

One of the greats. R.I.P.

The Prince and the Papparazo by kaufman 9-12-03

You're back, Charles. How was the trip to Nevada? Wonderful, love, and thank you so much for the camcorder. I gave it a lot of use out there. Take a look. Here I filmed one of those lavish Las Vegas casinos. And here's some footage of a small brothel outside Battle Mountain. Oh, and watch this. Who's he? I don't know. I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him, Di.

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Oooooooh! by boinky33 9-12-03

Ooooooh! I'm the ghost of Johnny Cash! Gotta dollar?

And don't forget John Ritter......

Who's The Dead Boss? by boinky33 9-12-03

Who's the Boss? Not John Ritter. He's dead. Are you going anywhere with that joke, or are you done? (R.I.P. John Ritter. We'll always remember you for Who's The Boss, and not that other shitty show for abc)

8 Simple Rules For Being Dead by boinky33 9-12-03

Did you hear? John Ritter is dead! OH, DEAR GOD! NO! NOW WHAT SHOW'S GOING TO FILL THE TGIF LINE-UP? You're a monster!

Damn you, Kaufman, I thought of this strip on the way home and I see you've already covered Folsum Prison Blues. Oh, well--I'm posting it anyway.

Yet Another Wacky Misunderstanding by choadwarrior 9-12-03

John Ritter! At last you will pay for your depraved homosexual lifestyle. I'm not gay--I just pretended to be a guy who pretended to be gay so he could live with three successive hot chicks and one bitch. Your sissyboy mincing in front of the Ropers and Mr. Furley is well documented--pardon the pun, but your ass is mine! I suppose you're going to try and convince me you didn't really shoot a man in Reno just to watch him die.