I'm of the opinion that some of the better comics come from a strange combination of rules, so here's what you all have to work with in this contest!

1. Gender confusion: Someone (or multiple someones) in your comic must be confused about their own (or someone else's) gender.

2. Am I the only one here who thinks the DexX dragon looks strung out on pot? Use the DexX dragon in your comic at least once, and play up the druggie angle.

3. Mention the name of at least one of the following musical artists...

Amorphis
Sir Mix a'Lot
P.J. Harvey
Left Hand Solution

4. Do your best to make this one a twisted comic. The more twisted, the better.

Have at it, strippers!!! Judging will be early on Sunday morning (between 1am - 4am)

Let's get the first and worst over...

Holly Sporting Wood by Spankling 7-19-01

Feelin' GOOD! Gonna get me some TONIGHT! o/` Don't bogart that joint, my friend... o/` Say there big, green and smokey! I'm tired of my Left Hand Solution. What say we find a quiet spot and you can take my blue veiner up your shorts? Check it out! You like? huh? Yoinks! That red bud is startin' to catch up with me. I better go home, down some Ding Dongs, watch some stooges and get some sleep before the sun shows up. Get back here, sweet cheeks! Don't let my meat frighten you! I'll go slow (at first)!

Now on to the funny stuff.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Just to get things rolling, here's a sample.

Just to get things rolling on CC 46... by Drexle 7-19-01

Woah... it's PJ Harvey! That baby's got back! What's wrong with you? Have you been getting wasted again? Woah... she's all amorphis and stuff... God... check out her breasts! What in the hell are you doing?! Awww put that thing away!!! Awww yeah.... sex-changing action!!! Time to give the little lizard the old "left hand solution!"

Didn't think I could do it did you?

Yup, That Pretty Much Covers It by Dr._Light 7-19-01

Hmmm...I wonder if I'm actually a guy. I'll ask my pet dragon Amorphis. Am I a man or a woman, Amorphis? I honestly can't tell. I'm too strung out on the effects of weed. Oh well. I'll go play some Twister, then watch the movie Twister while eating a pretzel twist.

From www.m-w.com to you:

The word you've entered isn't in the dictionary. Click on a spelling suggestion below or try again using the Dictionary search box to the right.

Suggestions for amorphis:
1. amorphous

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One entry found for amorphous.

Main Entry: amor·phous
Pronunciation: &-'mor-f&s
Function: adjective
Etymology: Greek amorphos, from a- + morphE form
Date: circa 1731
1 a : having no definite form : SHAPELESS b : being without definite character or nature : UNCLASSIFIABLE c : lacking organization or unity
2 : having no real or apparent crystalline form : UNCRYSTALLIZED
- amor·phous·ly adverb
- amor·phous·ness noun

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One entry found for androgynous.

Main Entry: an·drog·y·nous
Pronunciation: an-'drä-j&-n&s
Function: adjective
Etymology: Latin androgynus hermaphrodite, from Greek androgynos, from andr- + gynE woman -- more at QUEEN
Date: 1651
1 : having the characteristics or nature of both male and female
2 a : neither specifically feminine nor masculine b : suitable to or for either sex
3 : having traditional male and female roles obscured or reversed
- an·drog·y·ny /-nE/ noun

I think androgynous is what you meant.

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quote:

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From www.m-w.com to you:

The word you've entered isn't in the dictionary. Click on a spelling suggestion below or try again using the Dictionary search box to the right.

Suggestions for amorphis:
1. amorphous

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One entry found for amorphous.

Main Entry: amor·phous
Pronunciation: &-'mor-f&s
Function: adjective
Etymology: Greek amorphos, from a- + morphE form
Date: circa 1731
1 a : having no definite form : SHAPELESS b : being without definite character or nature : UNCLASSIFIABLE c : lacking organization or unity
2 : having no real or apparent crystalline form : UNCRYSTALLIZED
- amor·phous·ly adverb
- amor·phous·ness noun

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One entry found for androgynous.

Main Entry: an·drog·y·nous
Pronunciation: an-'drä-j&-n&s
Function: adjective
Etymology: Latin androgynus hermaphrodite, from Greek androgynos, from andr- + gynE woman -- more at QUEEN
Date: 1651
1 : having the characteristics or nature of both male and female
2 a : neither specifically feminine nor masculine b : suitable to or for either sex
3 : having traditional male and female roles obscured or reversed
- an·drog·y·ny /-nE/ noun

I think androgynous is what you meant.

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Nope, you're mistaken. "Amorphis" is the name of a band from Finland. I also know that the regular spelling is "amorphous," but considering that these guys *are* from Finland, they probably have a different way of spelling the word.

I think you meant a-morpheus. That guy with the long-ass trenchcoat and the funky sunglasses you don't need ears to use that gives you funny colored pills and then jumps around real slow and shit and beats the crap out of Keanu Reeves.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

New optional rule: The druggie dragon can be called Gabe at your discression. He sounds like he's been popping a few too many red and blue pills.

(Or if nothing else has been watching a certain movie lately)

My bad.

But at least I didn't quote a longass post without trimming it. :)

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

My bad.

But at least I didn't quote a longass post without trimming it. :)

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Touchè (or however you spell it...)

You're not the only one.

By the way, you're right... that 2nd version *is* a lot funnier. And a lot more twisted.

CC 46 - Dave's Not Here by gabe_billings 7-19-01

I don't know what's been going on with lately. I'm so confused. The guys ask me out for beers and I just want to stay home and read Marie Claire. I have a serious jonesing for some munchies right now. I need some fucking nachos or I'm gonna start gnawing on my own arm. I saw PJ Harvey on Behind the Music and instead of leering at her I was wondering if her skirt would look good on me. I wonder how many marshmallows a monkey could eat in a week. Wait, wait... Two monkeys. And a wombat. I hate to dump all this on you but you're the only one who ever listens to me. My nuts itch.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Gabe wins.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

*still laughing*

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

*still laughing*

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Heh, if that were a line in a comic, LadyJ would have won!

(Note: it -won't- win anyone the contest if they try it now...)

CC46: Time to get funky YA'LL by crabby 7-19-01

Yo Yo Yo what up kid! Yo boyyyy your booty is kicking, dat ass be looking tight yo. Oh my god it's Sir Mix Alot! Bitch you must be tripping PJ Harvey is in the house Yo. I be kicking it old school for you punk asses on the ones and twos and none of ya'll be giving me props what up wit dat B. I think that Cigarette that gabe slipped me may have been laced with some sort of marijuana. Bitch i'ma bout to tap dance all over yo nasty ass face. Don't trip though B cause I ain't got nothing but love for ya! When did PJ Harvey turn into such a bitch!

I really do wonder how many marshmallows a monkey could eat in a week.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Stick crabby in a room with a shitload of marshmallows and stand ready with a clipboard.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

We'd find him dead three minutes later with a giant mouthful of marshmallows, as well as others rolled up and jammed into his ears and nose.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

What the fuck are we waiting for, then?

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

1,272

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

1,272

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Bunner, you know that figure is unscientific - did you bother to ask if they were big toasting marshmallows, medium-sized hot chocolate marshmallows, or tiny little dessert-sprinkle marshmallows? No, you didn't, so the figure you have arrived at is obviously unreliable. *rolls eyes*

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

CC46: Don't get advice from a stoned dragon by crabby 7-20-01

You know lately I've been wondering if I'm a guy or just an ugly girl! This guy is crazy, I just wanted to borrow a Sir Mix Alot CD. I've been getting this bloody discharge once a month and I think it might be my period. Hey your just takeing another step into womanhood thats all. I have a really small penis but perhaps I also have a vagina. Lets just say you have an outtie belly button, that explains the penis. As for the vagina we'll just say it's a mangina.

I am trying, and failing, to think up a more dismal entertainment concept.

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