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DragonXero 
I'm Here, You're Queer, Get Used to it
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After much annoyance suffered at my job (company name not mentioned so I don't get fired, god knows that would be AWFUL), I decided to write angsty comics about my life there. Enjoy teh sukc.
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14 hours into his shift, DragonXero begins to tire slightly...
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| Er, hey, can I get going home? I got here early, and all the people who got here after us have left... | |
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| Well, everyone wants to go home, we're all tired. | |
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| You didn't work early shift yesterday, you came in late. | |
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| Well, this work needs to get done, and the papers sent in double the ammount of ads they did last night. Though, they send this many in every Thursday... It needs to get done. | |
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| I missed the part where that's my problem... | |
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| You've got to realize that this isn't highschool anymore, you're at work now, and you have to understand that when you butt in on others' conversations, they will likely skip "being nice" to you. | |
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| Monkeys in my underwear on halloween! The fly lands in poop on computer #5!!! | |
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| Um, yeah. Anyway, running off to tell on your crewmates is not a good thing to do. It ends up just pissing them off. | |
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| My socks are the cheese of loins. You smell the cell phone and superman idol! | |
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| God damn it, what the hell is you damage, boy? | |
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| TEACHER, HE CALLED ME A MEAN NAME! | |
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| Hey, boss, I need some ads out here. | |
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| What? Oh, just a minute, Xero (oh, god, yes... right there) | |
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| Wh- What's going on in there? | |
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| Oh, uh (yes, shhh, quiet) Marlene and I are having a- (HELL yes!) uh, meeting... | |
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| Okay, so, should I just kick these panties back under your door and wait for you to finish your "meeting"? | |
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| No need, Craig will get them when he comes to join the meeting. | |
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| I SAID STOP TALKING, DO YOU WANT TO GET SENT HOME WITH ONLY 12 HOURS FOR TODAY? | |
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| Um, this is my third 12 hour shift this week, can I go home now? | |
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| The company is paying you good money for all this overtime, now get back to work! | |
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| Well, you're not really my supervisor, so I don't see how you have the authority to say that, but in any case, the money doesn't go to me. It goes to the government, taxes, remember? | |
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| Well, think of how much you're helping the national debt! | |
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| Er, I'm not, really. All the money goes to welfare, most likely. | |
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| I, erm.. I... STOP TALKING AND GET BACK TO WORK!!!! | |
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[Click to view comic: 'A Night at the Office VII']
[Click to view comic: 'A Night at the Office VIII']
No, not nearly as epic as my 30 strips of "An Epic Quest of Mytical Proportions" but after all, it was an EPIC quest!
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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.
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