as my character...

until I can bribe DexX into drawing me.

[Click to view comic: 'Umfum's New Life (Soon)']

---
Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

quote:

---

as my character...

until I can bribe DexX into drawing me.

[Click to view comic: 'Umfum's New Life (Soon)']

---

Yes, I'm expecting my wife to have my (or so she says) baby.

We're just a couple of weeks away.

---
Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

Thats great!

The greatest day of my life was when my daughter was born. It truly is an amazing experience.

Good luck to you and the misses I hope everything goes well!

Can I say all the best to you and your wife too, umfum, and I hope you get a spare minute of peace to listen to the swap CDs!

[Click to view comic: 'Jes or AstroJes?']

---
Please replace the handset, and try again.

[Click to view comic: 'Returning To College 1']
[Click to view comic: 'Returning To College 2']
[Click to view comic: 'Returning To College 3 (Advisors Suck)']
[Click to view comic: 'Returning To College 4 (Admission Denied!)']
[Click to view comic: 'Returning To College 5 (The Graduate)']

---
Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

quote:

---

Thats great!

The greatest day of my life was when my daughter was born.

---

Oh, and congratulations on the whole gestation thing, umfum.

If I may suggest a name:

Dusty-Lofton Baker

---
I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

quote:

---

If I may suggest a name:

Dusty-Lofton Baker

---

You'd think a Cubs fan of all people wouldn't be leaning toward a "college of names".

---
ken.kaufman@gmail.com

I would have loved to see the college of coaches in action actually.

Like, for instance, if Coach A wants to bring in a rightie reliever and Coach Z wants to bring in a southpaw, do they both haul ass for the mound trying to beat the other one there, each motioning madly with their arms for the pitcher they want?

And were they bright enough to have an odd-number of coaches? Cause if it was even-numbered, I can see there being a lot of 5-5 ties. Then what? A lengthy rock-papers-scissors tournament to decide whether the infield should play in?

---
I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

It's always encouraging to see an intelligent person reproduce for a change.

---
What others say about boorite!