add a caption to the last panel.

"Ow."

"This is what happens to guys who steal the soap from their hotel rooms, bitch!"

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

The photographer got his revenge when the attacker whipped out his cock only to find the pictures were of the wrong end of a great dane.

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AFROMANS MOVE

"I could have had a V8!"

"Now give us the $35 for the bag of peanuts you took from the mini-bar!"

Next time, Mark will tip the bellman more than a nickel.

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"Hey, there's a gun taped to the back of your head. I'll pull it off. Yoink."

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

"My closely related spidey-sense is telling me I'm about to get pistol whipped!"

"Damn. That's one bitch of a hangover. Feels like I just been smacked up with the blunt end of...well, some kind of big ass bullet firing object...

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

"Big ass firing object" LOL

"As Mark leaves his hotel room.... he is mistaken for Bob Crane."

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What others say about boorite!

"What is the frequency, Kenneth?"

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-Being henchmen that enjoyed mind science, Joe was dissapointed that Ed wasn't understanding where the Occiptal Lobe was. So, seeing the opportunity a passerby represented, he demonstrated.

-Storyboard for a new tough-love dandruff commercial.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

"What is the frequency, Kenneth?"

:-D

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What others say about boorite!

"Vote Arnold!"

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

Monster. Track 01.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

Next time, let the players play the game, ass-bone!

(Cub game ref...)

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

"This is for stealing all my bullets, bitch!"

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

--Mark "Golly, i'd sure hate to be pistol whipped into unconciousness and manraped" *WHACK*

--Mark "You Fools!!! Don't you realize that five years of brill cream buildup has rendered my skull invunerable ?"

--Joe and Ed figured they would get even with the man who had photographed their wives having sex with the Pink Donkey.

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

"Hey mister, you dropped your gun!"

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

"There's a spider on your head!"

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Poop.