The last two caused some sort of weird noise to ejaculate from my mouth. I googled and it turns out it was a laugh. Aw well, better get the Doc to check me over tomorrow. The 1st two were OK but not in the same league.
XXXX00 smam-O-meter 'Rating strips since 2003'
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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.