Mr Stick man is stupid and can get confused quite easily, and when he gets confused he panics and the mayhem begins!

Mr Stick Man by FrixFrax 10-15-03

Dear Mr. Stick Man your wife isn't happy with your manhood... Vitrus Viagra can help: just click on the link below Oh my god... Quantity 100!... Credit card..... Thank god that’s done! Thank your for you sale!... wait a minute I don't even have a wife! Cancel! Cancel!

Mr Stick Man 2 by FrixFrax 10-15-03

Yesterday I was sitting on the bus and someone ate a cheese sandwich And... I stole it and am going to give it to you as a symbol of our friendship I only just met you... Oh god, why do you hate me so! Calm down people ARE looking at us now

Mr Stick Man 3 by FrixFrax 10-15-03

This letter says Happy Birthday Mr Stick Man! love Mom and Dad I don't know anybody called Mom or Dad I bet it's from that guy Daddy Cool from the club last year, oh my god he's going to kill me!

Mr Stick Man 4 by FrixFrax 10-15-03

Oh my god look at that guy in the mirror He reminds me of someone I bet it is that old school mate I gave a call to five months ago! Hi Fred, remember me it's Stick Man!

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Is it wrong to laugh?

The last two caused some sort of weird noise to ejaculate from my mouth. I googled and it turns out it was a laugh. Aw well, better get the Doc to check me over tomorrow. The 1st two were OK but not in the same league.

XXXX00 smam-O-meter 'Rating strips since 2003'

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

Yay! a laugh!

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Is it wrong to laugh?

Mr. Stick Man is back to be called NOW just Stick Man, new name but hopefully just as funny!

Stick Man 5 by FrixFrax 10-17-03

You go to this school!? Then you'll be able to help me, why can't I buy pink toothpaste? Ummm... maybe because it would dye your teeth...? I need eggs, do you sell eggs? No, this is a school Can I come to this school? No, it's an all girl school!

Stick Man 6 by FrixFrax 10-17-03

Hi there, I like the dog, the one in the window! That is a very nice dog! Now can you cut it up for me or do I need to? This is a pet shop we do not cut animals Oh this isn't the butchers!? No!

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Number 4 was the best. Keep it going, Frix.

(PS - Number 6 - would be funnier if he'd said Korean butchers...)

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Stick Man 11 is here that means there is a 7, 8, 9 , and 10!

Stick Man 11 by FrixFrax 10-19-03

If I put this acid in this bottle that used to be lemonade no one will drink it! Hi Tom! Oh hi Stick Man, I'm thirsty, I'll just have a gulp of this lemonade Oh wait Tom that has acid in it... Tom are you OK?

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Is it wrong to laugh?