Gone Cubs 1 by Spankling 10-16-03

I can't believe I fucked up so bad! How could I not see he was trying to catch that ball! Knock Knock *sigh* Hello? There are 4 generations of Cub fans out here that would like to talk with you for a sec. Wow! You guys are great! You've come to cheer me up! uhm... yeah. And we brought bats signed by the entire team to give to you.

Gone Cubs 2 by Spankling 10-16-03

oooch. You guys are mean. Forgive my pals. They got no manners. *groan* Could you help me up? Just a sec. My bladder's goin into extra innings over here. Jesus! You're not going to pee on me are you? Could you open your mouth a bit more? I'm not such a good shot.

Gone Cubs 3 by Spankling 10-16-03

What a day. How can the world blame me for 95 years of Cub crap? You mean you were the guy? GAH! Down Rex! God damn it, you're my dog! ooooch. And here I thought I had already reach my low point. Not yet. After I bury your feemer I'm coming back to hump your ass.

Gone Cubs 4 by Spankling 10-16-03

And there you have it. Now the world blames me for the Cubs blowing it. Baseball? Is it over yet? Can we get back to having sex again? You're the best, honey. You still love me don't you... So can we make with the sex? It's been since spring training. Actually I'm feeling pretty down... Screw it. I'm going to find a book worm with a libido.

Gone Cubs 5 by Spankling 10-16-03

Damn! The world hates me. My dog kicks my ass. And now my girl is gone! The blonde chick left? Crap! I've been humpin' her while you were at work! Can you tell me one good thing about my life right now? Please. You're rich for one thing. Rich?!? I'm afraid to leave my apartment! I can't even get to work! How could I be... Sell the ball on eBay, fuckhead.

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Don't you hate when this happens? (1) by kaufman 10-17-03

Yes! I've been waiting for you all my life. Come into my arms!

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Damn you, Bartman, damn you.

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