Ladies, you know who you are. This is just for you. You other pricks, get the hell out now!

Actually, she'd probably just slap me. by thochaos 10-17-03

Amber, I've known you for a year now and you still won't have sex with me! And you're surprised? What do you mean by that? Just look at you! You need to tidy up your appearance, get a decent job and stop hitting on every girl you see and maybe then I'd consider it. Can't I just pay you for sex? That could work too.

She'd probably hit me too by thochaos 10-17-03

I wasn't serious when I said I'd have sex with you for money. But... I have $100 right here! What kind of person would sell their body, for any amount of money? Shhh! Nikki's behind you! Did someone mention $100? Oh right... that kind of person.

Something for the ladies #1 by thochaos 10-17-03

Hey Laura, I have something for you. What is it? Not telling. Ok, then where is it? In my pants! I don't want it!

Something for the ladies #2 by thochaos 10-17-03

Hey, Mikayla, I have something for you! Cool! What is it? Close your eyes and hold out your hand. Ok. I was sure that would work.

Something for the ladies #3 by thochaos 10-17-03

Hey Sam, wanna see my big cock? Why not? I've got nothing better to do. Just give me a second. Sure. Hi! I'm leaving now.

I got nothing but love for you ladies, oh yeah.

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"If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in your family"

I got the hell out now.

Clown hat, curly hair, Frowny face...

<@:(

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- 4 Reel

Awww now I feel bad, you can come back if you want. Or at least let me borrow the clown hat.

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"If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in your family"

I'll take the curly hair.

Even though I'm a prick, I liked 'em. Welcome to my favs list.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

Thank you for the kind words. Still waiting for all the offers of free sex from the ladies, but this will do nicely in the interim.

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"If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in your family"

By the way for anyone interested, Laura from Something for the ladies 1 signed up as http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?author=custardnjelly

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"If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in your family"

You have female fans? Seems doubtful. Unless that was meant to be irony...