Translate this comic from Japanese to English (don't use an online translator, use your creativity!):
[Click to view comic: '‹ð‚©‚ȏç’k']

---
You can call me "Oroka Na".

Oops I forgot, you'll win a Jap Award!

---
You can call me "Oroka Na".

You win a noob award and a free membership to "FAQ Illiterates Anonymous"

---
And you know what Hell is, folks. It's Andy Gibb, singing 'Shadowdancing' for aeons and aeons...

Why does this topic stay at the top? Is it pinned?

Apart from that, great strip.

---
GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

TRANSLATE IT WITH YOUR IMAGINATION!

---
You can call me "Oroka Na".

here it is!

[Click to view comic: 'my translation of that one guy's comic in the RMDC']

so did i win or what? i think ill delete this hideous thing once the "contest" is over. until then, if you need something to blind you, that comic's the place to read. er, be. or something. my IQ is lower now that i made it.

---
It's grime time.

Why does it feel eerily like I'm in the Comic Competitions forum?

[Click to view comic: 'Mommy, Mommy, I Want the Jap Award!']

Just give me the damn prize.

---
"Oedipus, you motherfucker!"

Hold up! Let me give you a hint of what they are realy saying, because the person who gets the award MUST have his/her comic the closest to mine! The title is "Stupid Joke".

---
You can call me "Oroka Na".

Who cares, mine is better.

---
"Oedipus, you motherfucker!"

Yours is better...fine you win!

---
You can call me "Oroka Na".

quote:

---

Why does it feel eerily like I'm in the Comic Competitions forum?

[Click to view comic: 'Mommy, Mommy, I Want the Jap Award!']

Just give me the damn prize.

---

Fuck you, you're just jealous because I got the Jap Award.

---
"Oedipus, you motherfucker!"