Translate this comic from Japanese to English (don't use an online translator, use your creativity!):

‹ð‚©‚ȏç’k by nobuo_yasuda 9-29-03

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You can call me "Oroka Na".

Oops I forgot, you'll win a Jap Award!

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You can call me "Oroka Na".

You win a noob award and a free membership to "FAQ Illiterates Anonymous"

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And you know what Hell is, folks. It's Andy Gibb, singing 'Shadowdancing' for aeons and aeons...

Why does this topic stay at the top? Is it pinned?

Apart from that, great strip.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

TRANSLATE IT WITH YOUR IMAGINATION!

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You can call me "Oroka Na".

here it is!

my translation of that one guy's comic in the RMDC by areallystupidguy 10-29-03

somewhere not in a supermarket, a day begins! who'z da man?  u!  ecco the dolphin is a really weird game. ecco is fun in a bucket, yo. that was dumb, i know. im just doing this to win the jap award from nobuo yasuda. so stop burning my evil effigies. well im bored. im gonna go watch tv. aces! im coming too! oh wait im thinking and not saying it.

so did i win or what? i think ill delete this hideous thing once the "contest" is over. until then, if you need something to blind you, that comic's the place to read. er, be. or something. my IQ is lower now that i made it.

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It's grime time.

Why does it feel eerily like I'm in the Comic Competitions forum?

Mommy, Mommy, I Want the Jap Award! by IB_XC 10-30-03

Time for more stripcreator fun, kids! Sucky sucky, $5. Yay! Well, truth be told, I'm getting sick of those jokes. Honestly! Just because we're young Asian girls doesn't make us prostitutes. It's so dishonorable. I still have my dignity! Fucking prude. Hey everyone, me love you long time!

Just give me the damn prize.

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"Oedipus, you motherfucker!"

Hold up! Let me give you a hint of what they are realy saying, because the person who gets the award MUST have his/her comic the closest to mine! The title is "Stupid Joke".

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You can call me "Oroka Na".

Who cares, mine is better.

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"Oedipus, you motherfucker!"

Yours is better...fine you win!

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You can call me "Oroka Na".

quote:

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Why does it feel eerily like I'm in the Comic Competitions forum?

Mommy, Mommy, I Want the Jap Award! by IB_XC 10-30-03

Time for more stripcreator fun, kids! Sucky sucky, $5. Yay! Well, truth be told, I'm getting sick of those jokes. Honestly! Just because we're young Asian girls doesn't make us prostitutes. It's so dishonorable. I still have my dignity! Fucking prude. Hey everyone, me love you long time!

Just give me the damn prize.

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Fuck you, you're just jealous because I got the Jap Award.

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"Oedipus, you motherfucker!"