DA WURLD IS OURS PART WON by CaptainObvious 10-30-03

ZOMBIE CUM TO LIfe bleh i vant 2 suk ur dick i mean blood heh heheheheheheh BUT NOW IT IS TIME TO TAKE OVR DA WERLD GATHER UR ZOMBIE FRIENDS YES SIR zombei: RISE ZOMBIES RISE ............................... TOO BE CONTINUED

DA WORLSD IS OURS PART TO by CaptainObvious 10-30-03

fOLLOW ME ZOMBIES  OK  ITSA MEA MARIOA U ARE NOW ON MY TEAM OF ZOMBIES MARIO MEANWILE AT DA WITE HOUSE I AM DA PRESIDENT OF AMERICA AND ZOMBIES ARE TAKIG OVER DA WORLD ( we r da ppl) OH NO WHUT WILL WE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WTF 2 WHITEHOUS?

DA WORLD IS OURS PART 3 by CaptainObvious 10-30-03

DONT WORY PREZ I AM GOKU AND I WILL DESTROY DA WICH AND ZIMBIES THANK U GOKU THE W URLD IS SAVED HA GOKU THINKS HE CAN DESTROY US BTW THIS IS THE NEWEST MEMBER OF DA TEAM HIS NAME IS JACK BOO I AM A PUMKIN I SAW DEM OVER HERE GOKU OK THANX KRILLEN ID LET U HELP BUT UR WEEAK

DA WRDL IS OURS PART FOR by CaptainObvious 10-30-03

OH YA I FROGOT TO SAY BUT DESE ARE HALOWEEN COMICS AND DA BACKROUND MEANS THAT THAY R GOIN REAL FAST ZOOOOM *THROWS FIREBALL*  OW  NO WHUT R U DOIN KA . . . MAY . . HA . .. MAY ... . . . . HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NOOOOOO YES I DESTROYED HIM HAAHAHA

DA WORLD IS OURS PART FIVE GOKU IS DA WINNER by CaptainObvious 10-30-03

OK GOUKU DESTORYED ALL DA ZOMBIES AND NOW HE IS FACING DA WITCH O YA HE IS SUOPER SAYAN AND HE ASKED EVERYONE TO HELP HIM MAKE A SPIRIT BOMB OH NOOOOO GOSH DARN IT GOKUUUUUUUUU *THROWS SPIRIT BOMB WOW THANK U GOKU U SAVED THE WORLD AH SHUCKS IT WAS NOTHIN

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Those were LMAO-funny in that pornography way.

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I like how you fully captured the lack-lusterness of the whole storyline of Dragon Ball Z. I however, upon seeing Dragon Ball Z everywhere nowaydays, and being torn to shreds by Toonami, my hate for it is even greater. Therefore, your comics suck. =D

I'm sorry. I hate to be negative but that was just awful. First of all, your English skills leave something to be desired, and even though I know you did that on purpose, it makes the whole idea seem stupider than it already is. Zombies are cliche, Dragonball Z is stupid to begin with, and tears of joy streamed down my face when I finished reading it. Be creative. Besides it was rushed and you tried to make it "cool". This is just sad, and to all those who read it, I share your pain.