Post your drug-related comics here...

Kind Of Like Superman by Matchbook_Romance 11-13-03

My goodness, how did you do all that? It was really easy actually. After lifting that truck off me, you caught that incoming missle and threw it aside away from us. Oh, that's nothing. PRAISE BE TO ALLAH!!! Don't thank him, thank the multiple doses of steroids I take everyday.

Not bad. Would have been funnier if he was on speed or coke instead, but not bad. :)

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

For my part, here is my druggie comics that I can remember:

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

Oh yeah! And this one:

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

Phish (I love 'em) by Trippingbillee 8-15-03

A jamband concert? Phish? I don't know, dude. I'm into more mainstream stuff. Phish is like, dude, so totally, like, on. They're above music. Anyway, I don't like drugs, and I hear you need to be on drugs to enjoy Phish. Drugs are like, above the music. It just gets you higher, so you can see everything, man. It's like being God for a little. Shit, that's brilliant! I have to write that down in my journal! Dear Journal- Today, I realized what it is about Phish that I like so much! It's like being God! I forgot why though. Oh, shit, journal, I also had this awesome roast beef sandwich today.

CCXI: Minor Cutbacks by Trippingbillee 10-24-03

Ok, look. I know that we've had some cutbacks here at the Ice-A-Hol Corporation. I just want to make sure that marketing knows what its doing. Don't worry, man. My presentation today is going to be AWESOME! I'm just a little worried, seeing as you're the only member of the marketing department left. And you're a drug addict. Don't worry. I used my special market researching skills to get at the best way to sell this product. No time to discuss it though; the meeting is starting soon! As you can see from the slide, this is how we will show people what Scotchvilla sounds like.

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Sex Piano.

Super Marijuana Brothers (High Score) by kaufman 11-17-02

Grab joint for 50 points As your lungs fill, you descend to the next level. You're under arr...OOOOF! Bong hit! Bong hit! Bong hit! Bong hit! Bong hit!

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Saturdays in the park with my stepson (2) by mmyers 7-22-03

You got any other advice for me, Mike? Well, I'm not advocating drug use in any way, but when I was a kid, they used to try and scare us with talk about 'acid flashbacks'. Right, the LSD detaching from your spine and causing short acid trips. Sure. Well that's all bullshit, man. In fact, I wish I'd have flashbacks because it's be a shitload cheaper than buying more acid. Seems weird that they'd say something like that, you know, without any kind of foundation. Hey man, they look it like "fear, not information", you know? Hey, let's take a short cut through this blackhole, dig?

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

Mile High as a Kite. by smamurai 10-16-03

WE'RE GONNA CRASH! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE! OH MY GOD! Aim for some trees. You know we were cruising at 27,000 ft. before we hit that other plane. So what ypu're saying is that even at terminal velocity it's gonna take us about five or so minutes to hit ground zero? Yep, pretty much. God I'm bored. Got any fast acting laxitives? There's a coupla lines in it for ya. [sniff]

Teh Precinct : The Summer Vacation of Sam by smamurai 10-15-03

prowling the seedy nite-club, serial killer Serial Sam spots his prey... Hey there pretty girl wanna party? I got everything a growing girl needs, cocaine, ketamine, pepto-bismol. Get lost creep. Drugs are for losers and so is this place. I'm outta here. Later that night.... (Yawns) Oh my God? Where am I? Who are you? Why am I naked? What are you going to do with that gun? DONT SHOOT ME! Can I interest you in another glass of Rohypnol my haughty beauty? Hee hee hee hee! You've been a bad slut haven't you? The hunt is on.... Get my skis from the Winnebago constable. Once you have done that you can start cleaning that deer I shot this morning. But Sir,the letter from Serial Sam?We're supposed to be looking for a body.We've been here 9 days and come to think of it,I'm sure Sam said the body would be found at Ash St. Motel not Aspen Colorado.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

Good stuff guys! =D

Drug Addiction, The Family Affair by Matchbook_Romance 11-14-03

Since my dad left me and my mom 4 years ago, I've dealt with my problems by doing drugs. It was a last resort, but drugs really help me out. Last year, my mom found out that I was doing drugs. She wasn't mad, and she told me that we all have our own ways of dealing with problems. We "bonded" and became more closer. Rosie! I got some "GROCERIES" from the "GROCERY STORE!" Now if you will excuse me, I have some "bonding" to do with my mom.

I really should just make a whole bunch of drug comics at once so I can post them all at once... eh, fuck it.. it's my thread. =D

A Very Christian Game by Matchbook_Romance 11-14-03

Alright Christian, since you rolled a snake eyes, you have to smoke the rest of this blunt. God dammit, I hate this game.