[Click to view comic: 'Average Joe Round One']

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Chicks dig The Bear.(*not pictured: Chicks digging The Bear*)

My wife was watching that show the other night when I got home. I'm not one for the reality TV but the desperation of those sad sacks really draws you in. You captured it perfectly. Here was our take for the next reality series.
[Click to view comic: 'Cherry Poppin' Joe Average-Millionaire-Schmo']

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

Haha, good one. :-D

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Chicks dig The Bear.(*not pictured: Chicks digging The Bear*)

There both good....

I'll look at any more of them that you make....

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...and pain joined his urge to percieve...

Who me? If so, I am honored. :)

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Chicks dig The Bear.(*not pictured: Chicks digging The Bear*)

Did you make that 3D bear?

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

No, I just took a pic and slapped my name on it in Paint.

Pic courtesy of www.caligari.com so no one sues my ass.

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Chicks dig The Bear.(*not pictured: Chicks digging The Bear*)