Average Joe Round One by sid_omega 11-18-03

For you Amish people out there, Average Joe is the new NBC show where this chick is stuck in a house with a bunch of average dudes and she has to date one. Think The Bachelorette, but with ugly dudes. Too fat. I thought I was the one, and I am ashamed that I didn't get to know her more. I can't wait till she shes what she is missing. Kinda weird though, all the fat people got emliminated... Maybe next time, Dennis. Maybe next time... Sorry, I just didn't see me and you in love. I knew a girl like that would never get a guy like me. It just isn't meant to be. I know she is a wonderful women and I am sure whoever wins this competition is just right for her. Now c'mon, who didn't see this coming? You are ugly, stupid, you smell weird, your sense of humor sucks, you pack fudge for a living, you live with your parents, and your name is Grey. What kinda gay ass faggot name is that? I don't get it, I am a nice guy, what girl WOULDN'T like to be with me? I am sure whoever she picks as her husb...eh fuck it, she is a whore.

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Chicks dig The Bear.(*not pictured: Chicks digging The Bear*)

My wife was watching that show the other night when I got home. I'm not one for the reality TV but the desperation of those sad sacks really draws you in. You captured it perfectly. Here was our take for the next reality series.

Cherry Poppin' Joe Average-Millionaire-Schmo by mmyers 11-18-03

Welcome to the new Reality show, Cherry Poppin' Joe, where these guys compete to deflower this young woman and have her virginity like a trophy. I just really would like to get to know her better, you know, biblically speaking. I love her so much, I can't wait to meet her. I hope she loves me as much as I love her. I hope she doesn't disappoint mother. I'm a chicken! I can tell from the way you talk that you have a great personality... and that you have great knockers. The desperation in this room palpable.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

Haha, good one. :-D

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Chicks dig The Bear.(*not pictured: Chicks digging The Bear*)

There both good....

I'll look at any more of them that you make....

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...and pain joined his urge to percieve...

Who me? If so, I am honored. :)

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Chicks dig The Bear.(*not pictured: Chicks digging The Bear*)

Did you make that 3D bear?

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

No, I just took a pic and slapped my name on it in Paint.

Pic courtesy of www.caligari.com so no one sues my ass.

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Chicks dig The Bear.(*not pictured: Chicks digging The Bear*)