Note: I got most of these from a local newspaper columnist named Corey Farley. Thought they'd make good cartoons.

[Click to view comic: 'Republican Training Video Part One - Drugs']
[Click to view comic: 'Republican Training Video Part Two - The UN']
[Click to view comic: 'Republican Training Video Part Three - Regulations']
[Click to view comic: 'Republican Training Video Part Four - Standing Tall']
[Click to view comic: 'Republican Training Video Part Five - Trust']

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Your mickey mouse kung fu is no match for my superior fighting style.

[Click to view comic: 'Republican Training Video Part Six - Love']
[Click to view comic: 'Republican Training Video Part Seven - Improving Morale']
[Click to view comic: 'Republican Training Video Part Eight - Morality']
[Click to view comic: 'Republican Training Video Part Nine - Simple Answers']
[Click to view comic: 'Republican Training Video Part Ten - World Leadership']

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Your mickey mouse kung fu is no match for my superior fighting style.

[Click to view comic: 'Republican Training Video Part Eleven - Health Care']
[Click to view comic: 'Republican Training Video Part Twelve - Policy vs. Socialism']
[Click to view comic: 'Republican Training Video Part Thirteen - Education']
[Click to view comic: 'Republican Training Video Part Fourteen - Ethics']
[Click to view comic: 'Republican Training Video Part Fifteen - Limited Government']

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Your mickey mouse kung fu is no match for my superior fighting style.

[Click to view comic: 'Republican Training Video Part Sixteen - Privacy']
[Click to view comic: 'Republican Training Video Part Seventeen - State's Rights']
[Click to view comic: 'Republican Training Video Part Eighteen - National Interest']
[Click to view comic: 'Republican Training Video Part Ninteen - Communists']
[Click to view comic: 'Republican Training Video Part Twenty - Bush in 2004']

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Your mickey mouse kung fu is no match for my superior fighting style.

Excellent. You continue to be the best political stripper here.

Terrible...utterly utterly terrible

Awesome. Totally awesome.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

haha, i love it...

Meh. I prefer an even-handed approach to the idiots in our country. Both parties are full of morons, so it only seems right to me that they get equal treatment.

Now if we could only get both republicans and democrats away from the political arena. Then maybe we'd get some politicians who actually do things for the country, rather than their own political bent.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Can we subcontract running the US to Canadians? You know, outsource?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Ditto. The only thing I find more annoying than partisan political humor is the phrase "You go, girl."

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Ditto. The only thing I find more annoying than partisan political humor is the phrase "You go, girl."

And transvestite hookers with good lawyers, right?

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Ditto. The only thing I find more annoying than partisan political humor is the phrase "You go, girl."

And transvestite hookers with good lawyers, right?

How was I to know you had prepaid legal?

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Ditto. The only thing I find more annoying than partisan political humor is the phrase "You go, girl."

And transvestite hookers with good lawyers, right?

How was I to know you had prepaid legal?

I thought everyone knew that.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.