The country is in chaos. The StripCreator country, that is. Levels of heirarchy...if there were any...have broken down. A new order is trying to stake a claim. You are the camerawo/man/it of a television news crew, keeping the rest of the world informed of what's going on in StripCreatoria while trying not to get killed.

Guidelines:
> The strip must have the reporter appear in at least one panel.
> Killing people is encouraged.
> Enter as many as you'd like. Okay, a lie since I'm putting a limit of ten 'cause as much as I'd like to spend hours reading comics, my employer has other ideas. (Damn him!) Though try to come up with some good ones 'cause ten strips of crap will force me to use demerits.
> Series are allowed.
> No archived comics, though a remake of an old one is fine as long as COMMON SENSE is used. I.e. don't change the background color and say it's new. Please.
> And as always, no photoshopping.

Bonus points for using one or more the following:
> Involving cats in some way.
> Maniacal laughter.
> Referencing a villain, real or fictional, alive or dead.
> Super triple double dog dare points if Ivytopia takes over...oh wait...I was just informed by my advisors that's a bad idea. Scratch that. Damnit.

Example comic:

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That's it. Oh, and if this has been done before, let me know so I can ask the cats for a new topic...

Judging will be done Monday the 8th at about 5PM Ivytopia Standard Time. That's -11 1/2 hours from GMT (or -6 1/2 from EST). Yeah, figure THAT one out! Bwah ha ha ha haaa!

IvyThePlant

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I'm not even going to submit something. kaufman wins again.

Kaufman is a bleeping genius!

I forgot to mention: I'm giving out multiple awards like "best use of" and "most disturbing" etc etc. So c'mon guys! Post! Post, my pretties! (Dear Eris please post! If I don't reach my quota the cats are going to kill me! They're coming for me now!)

Kaufman is pretty good, but I have a feeling someone can beat him. He's good, but he's not THAT good.

If your stripcreator character was not used in this series, it's not because I don't love you. I drank caffeine today so who knows if these will make sense.
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Ha ha ha!!!

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P.S. - Kaufman, you are a funny dude, so take my li'l jests in stride.

194898

Allright, had to make myself legal.
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194961

Ignore the mis-numbering of the the title of the first one.

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Ignore the mis-numbering of the the title of the first one.

195027
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Is there an epilogue to an epilady?

Anyway,
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Help. We need StripCreator.

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Well, here's my first entry.

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http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?author=Big%20Evil%20Dan&ID=195472

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Ya'll have an hour to go. I'm a bit behind...though I can always say since Ivytopia time technically doesn't exist, Im right on time. Mwah ha ha ha haaa!

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Winners! Man it was tough! There were a lot of hilarious comics and so many strips fit into each category, but in the end, I had to knock it down to one...or two...or three...

Allowing series made for tough decisions, so I picked winners first based on single comics and second on the series that went with the comic. Erm...well...makes sense in my head...

The Most Disturbing Award goes to:
MikeyG

The Most Accurate Portrayal of Ivytopia goes to:
fzh

The Best Series Award goes to:
Chi_The_Cynic

The Best Joke That Made Me Run Screaming goes to:
kaufman

The Nookie Award (for The Proper Outcome) goes to:
DontKnow

The Best Channel of Kaufman goes to:
Rabid_Weasle

Most Accurate Portrayal of Cats goes to:
TheGovernor

And the joint winners are...

mmyers for StripCreator Bound!
jes_lawson for unleashing N00bzilla upon the world!

Seriously, I couldn't decide between the two so they both win. Because I am the Ruler of CC#223 and I deem it so! Mwah ha ha ha haaa!

ivy, relinquishing her crown, scepter, and Doomsday Device

Yes! World domination is ours! Never wanted to rule the world, but all the free absinth, the volcano lair with lasers and flamethrowers as standard, and the cat-suited assasin girls is worth putting up with mmyers watching Mexican Wrestling on the Mega-Screen all the time.

It'll be a few days before our master plan is ready, so go and vote in the Lolita League or Comic Cup, enter the FTC series, or talk to us on IRC at #stripcreator in the meantime.

See you back here by Wednesday or Thursday, minions.

Woo! You have my tequila soaked gratitude, Miss Ivy.

Mayhem and revelry coming soon, courtesy of the twin sons of different mothers. Sleep while you can.