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Kevin_Keegans_Perm 
Bean There, Done That
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For those who arent aware, Automan is a very , VERY dodgy 80's american "action" series involving a computer character who looks a lot like he just stepped out of Tron, that helps a nerdy reporter solve crimes.
Yes , it was as bad as it looks
Thus , hes ripe for a comic series.
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in 1984 , a team of crack commandos were jailed for a crime they didnt commit
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breaking out of a maximum security prison , they became soldiers for hire. If you can find them , maybe you can hire , The A-Team
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| Cursor , cant you find anything more contemporary to say | |
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| Hey , it looks like your trying to tell me my job. Howabout you shut the fuck up you Tron reject. | |
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| Well cursor , with Internet crime at its highest level ever, i think its time i came out of retirement. | |
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| Hey , it looks like you think people give a shit. Howabout you get a reality check. | |
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| Cursor , what happened to you. You used to scout for me , solve crimes and be really cool. | |
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| Hey , it looks like you forgot what happened in Series 2 , episode 7 | |
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| Look , i said i was sorry for asking you to spy on a NAMBLA meeting. | |
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| Hey, it looks like you think Man-boy love is acceptable. Fuck off you Pederast. | |
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| Cursor , ill park the car. Go check the corner for any Traffic Cops | |
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| Hey, it looks like youve forgotten we dont park the fucking car. Hello , disassemble command. | |
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| Sorry Cursor. Ok , lets head into that net cafe and find some online crime to solve. | |
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| Hey , it looks like youve forgotten about Wi-Fi. Get a laptop, Hippy | |
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| Hmmm. Kenneth Lay. Donald Rumsfeld. George W Bush. Michael Jackson. Where do we start? | |
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| Hey , it looks like you think youre Michael Moore. Fuck off you liberal commie pinko. | |
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| George W Bush. You have committed some unspeakable crimes in your lifetime. The internet says youre a criminal. | |
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| Who the fuck are you. I dont recall asking for cabaret this evening. | |
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| I am AUTOMAN! Defender of the Web. Electronic Avenger. The Guardian of the Information Superhighway. | |
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| I remember you. You used to solve crimes with the aid of your trusty little sidekick. | |
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| Samuel L Jackson. The internet says youre a bad motherfucker. Thats an abhorrent crime. Im taking you in. | |
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| Are you outta your mind cracker? | |
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| Cracker? Im neither a biscuit nor a christmas toy. I am AUTOMAN , Electronic Avenger. Prepare for Justice , criminal. | |
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| Prepare for my foot in yo ass shit fo brains. | |
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| Never fuck with a Jedi master bitch. | |
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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"
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